Help me find a satirical article that Google won't
May 18, 2020 5:12 AM Subscribe
Bit of a trivial thing, but I've been trying to find this one particular satirical article/column for a year or two now. I could have sworn it was something from The Onion, but none of the searches I've done has turned up anything like what I'm looking for. I'm hoping that these details will be enough to jog someone else's memory.
- Written from the point of view of a guy who's just joined a company
- The guy prides himself on his mastery of "lore"
- To his new coworkers' horror, he adds copious amounts of lore to (I believe) their source code control system
- They go out to lunch, where Lore Guy bores them with tales of other restaurants
- When Lore Guy goes to the bathroom, everyone ditches him