Help us name our new adult (porn site)

September 26, 2007 2:58 PM

Help us name our new Adult (porn) website!!!! Question inside due to graphic nature/language. Not for the easily offended. Thanks :)

We are a small adult company based in Miami Florida. In the web, most companies that have paysites (we have three), bundle them up and have one full website that features all the sites (basically an all in one deal).
Alot of companies these days, have started branding all their sites with this all in one name, which increases brand appeal and awareness. Examples would be realitykings.com, bangbros.com and naughtyamerica.com

We are ready to launch our all in one site real soon, and we would like this domain to be our brand name that we umbrella all of our sites under. We have racked our brains to come up with the top name but so far the suggestions have not been that great....though we have had some funny/weird ones.

(we only do straight sites, if that helps)
((also, if any of guys, feel taking a look at the sites might help, email me (my email is in my profile) and I will make sure to give you a free peek))

Our top ones so far;

Teamskeet.com (leading the pack right now)
smutcouncil.com
fuckfaction.com
pussypartners.com
creamteam.com
bonerbrothers.com
hymenhunters.com
clitclick.com
puntangclan.com

We want something easy to remember, easily brandable and overall fun!!

Thanks for your help

posted by boyinmiami to Computers & Internet (42 answers total)

Spaminmyinbox.com
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:01 PM on September 26, 2007 [6 favorites]

Response by poster: quick thing,

If possible i rather not have the name too pornish.... if its hidden pornish (i.e. skee) its cool...

Branding will be easier if its not obscene!!

thanks...


kuujjuarapik - we are anti-spam and have never solicited thru email :)
posted by boyinmiami at 3:04 PM on September 26, 2007

Ask Dirty to Me.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 3:10 PM on September 26, 2007

I used to run a site called "jerkengine". I don't care if you steal that.
posted by RustyBrooks at 3:10 PM on September 26, 2007

I don't really have any ideas but I like teamskeet.com. It's really nasty, in fact I said "Ew" out loud when I read it, yet still "hidden pornish" if you're not familiar with the term. Also, if you're doing the same "find a girl walking down the street and fuck her in a van" type thing like bangbros does, I think the name actually fits well. Like a street team, except...it's a skeet team. I also like puntangclan just for comedic value.
posted by tatiana wishbone at 3:12 PM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]

SHAVE ★ IT ★ UP . com
posted by porn in the woods at 3:35 PM on September 26, 2007

puntangclan is hilarious. The rest either make me go "eeew" or roll my eyes (disclaimer: I am a relatively porn-friendly woman.)
posted by scody at 3:40 PM on September 26, 2007

No, your email's not in your profile.

My email IS in my profile.

(I work in porn, and have a couple ideas.)
posted by klangklangston at 3:44 PM on September 26, 2007

frictionfans.com
creamedporn.com
pornonthecob.com
inandoutrealfast.com
sexcommandos.com
sciencefriction.com
sincongnito.com
pleasantlyplump.com
neighbornockers.com
cumknockmeup.com
porninthewoods.com
cumslaggers.com
posted by furtive at 3:50 PM on September 26, 2007 [2 favorites]

Response by poster: now my email is in my profile...emailing you now klang :)

so far the input has been awesome...

poontang or puntangclan is hilarious :)
posted by boyinmiami at 3:51 PM on September 26, 2007

Response by poster: furtive- some great ones :)
posted by boyinmiami at 3:54 PM on September 26, 2007

Response by poster: klang- your email is bouncing back :) mine is in my profile now
posted by boyinmiami at 3:57 PM on September 26, 2007

humpandrun.com
carnalcollege.com
screwlooselautrec.com
flapAslotB.com
venerealdesleaze.com
pawntoknightmate.com
orificepolitics.com
posted by rob511 at 4:06 PM on September 26, 2007

poonpass.com (surprisingly available)
purplepoundspink.com (or purpleinpink)
megasupersexyfucks.com (you'd need an Asian site in the mix though - bestluckyfucks.com cracks me up for some reason)
thegenxxx.com (genxxx.com is a link farm)
thebabyjizz.us (ok, not really)

A knowledge of the vibe of the sites would indeed help, but I'm too lazy to email.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 4:20 PM on September 26, 2007

I vote for something that does not sound pornerrific. Everyone does kitschy shit - yeah, puntangclan is hilarious, and I do love it. But I think you should think outside of the box a bit. Team Skeet works. Keep in mind that your audience has to be able to easily navigate to your site. Most of them can't spell for shit. So I recommend that if you do go for another name that's longer or difficult for .... some people to spell (like orificepolitics.com, for example), you get another domain to redirect to it - like 69op69.com or something, I dunno. Nyquil high FTW!

Also, a few months ago, I found a website that was called (color) (inanimate object).com [like........ purple monkey or something] and at the time me and my friends RAVED about it. I wanna say it's like purplemonkey - but that's not it, obviously.

Of course I can't think of it now. But that may be because of the anti-flu drugs floating around in my system.

Anyhoo, I like Team Skeet.

disclaimer: I am a twenty-something chick that was/possibly still am in porn.
posted by damnjezebel at 4:25 PM on September 26, 2007

poundparty.com (a pun in more ways than one)
pumpstation.com (would be fantastic, imno, but it's taken)
pumpnation.com (403 error)
poundpie.com
piehound.com
nookynation.com
posted by oddman at 4:41 PM on September 26, 2007

ok pornonthecob.com cracked me up.

i like smutcouncil.com. it sounds...dignified. in a smutty kind of way.
posted by tastybrains at 4:47 PM on September 26, 2007

No idea on my own, but my relatively-not-a-porn-surfer opinion on a few mentioned here:

SmutCouncil is kind of neat.

I would expect BonerBrothers to be a gay site. You state that you don't do that, so I'd recommend against that name.

I keep reading Uranus's "megasupersexyfucks.com" as "Me Gas..." Probably not something you want people thinking about.

PornOnTheCob, aside from leaving me with some questions about corn on the cob, is pretty good. It's especially memorable.
posted by fogster at 4:55 PM on September 26, 2007

At the risk of sounding really naive and Midwestern, I'm going to admit that I just don't get the Team Skeet name at all. I have no idea what it refers to; the only association I have is with the shooting sport. I'm scared to Google. Can someone give me the short version?
posted by desjardins at 4:57 PM on September 26, 2007

skeet = male ejaculate, desjardins

See, not obviously porny. Go with it. Though you should buy puntangclan.com for the comedy value alone. I am looking for a personal domain, better act fast...
posted by Rock Steady at 5:07 PM on September 26, 2007

Skeet, as defined by the Urban Dictionary - " 'pulling out and shooting' (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female..."
posted by tatiana wishbone at 5:09 PM on September 26, 2007

Skeet.
posted by enrevanche at 5:11 PM on September 26, 2007

I like the alliterative ones. How about tangteam?
posted by rog at 5:24 PM on September 26, 2007

Web 2.0 demands you buy fuckr.com
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:37 PM on September 26, 2007 [2 favorites]

I have to say I like smutcouncil as well, quite probably because of this association for me.

And screwlooselautrec = TEH AWESOME, but you'd have to rely on a very literate clientele.
posted by scody at 5:42 PM on September 26, 2007

oh, and I probably shouldn't google it (because I'm at work), but is gotsmut.com taken? You could do a fun play on the Got Milk? campaign (though that might be seen as taunting the lawsuit gods, I suppose).
posted by scody at 5:49 PM on September 26, 2007

With a "milk" mustache?
posted by null terminated at 5:58 PM on September 26, 2007

cumsee.com.sa (Would the Saudis go for this?)
posted by rob511 at 6:11 PM on September 26, 2007 [2 favorites]

http://hu.ge.co.ck

I just think it's hilarious how the Cook Islands let you have .co.ck, really.
posted by DoctorFedora at 6:53 PM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]

pleazurenation
pleazurezone
bushybeaver
bumpinuglies
plugnplay
shagginfordummies
thejuicymuffin
posted by meeshell at 7:11 PM on September 26, 2007

BLAST HER
posted by ijoshua at 7:22 PM on September 26, 2007

playmoreboy.com
posted by bkeene12 at 7:33 PM on September 26, 2007

peopleyouwouldntwanttotakehometomother.org
posted by oxford blue at 7:38 PM on September 26, 2007

I like poontangclan.com (how I'd expect it to be spelled) - brilliant.

Sadly, meatfilter.com is already taken.
posted by sycophant at 7:59 PM on September 26, 2007

poonpass.com sounded good...

Wait a minute. It's not available anymore, and it was registered today.

Hrm...
posted by NormieP at 9:02 PM on September 26, 2007

thegreatgodpunani.com
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:42 PM on September 26, 2007

Hotbutteredmustache.com
harpoontang.com (only for BBWs)
fish.net
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 2:55 AM on September 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

Interesting aside: I just realized I know the owners of fuck.com. If you are interested, email in profile.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 2:56 AM on September 27, 2007

Companies like Lexicon demand tens of thousands of dollars just for a brainstorming session, so if you find a name you like in this thread I hope you'll consider donating some money to the cause of whoever came up with it. For obvious reasons, I suggest breast cancer research, a local or national humane society or animal rescue, or the good ol' EFF.

That said, this has brought out a couple of sides to me I didn't know I had. I regret to say that I checked these all and they're still unclaimed for now:
pronathon.com
offwhiteout.com
load-reload.com
gottanut.com
head-ready.com

Somehow I feel as though more will come to me and I'll post as appropriate, unless I come up with one that makes me want to get into the business [not likely].
posted by britain at 8:49 AM on September 27, 2007

BabyBatterSplatter.com
posted by kaizen at 12:33 PM on September 27, 2007

I was all proud of my suggestion, sirjizzalot.com, but it is taken.
posted by jayder at 4:16 PM on September 28, 2007

With a "milk" mustache?

Not milk?

Back in about '99 or so when I first started messing with digital art, I made this "Not Milk" image.
posted by chickygrrl at 7:50 PM on September 28, 2007