December 29, 2006 1:12 PM Subscribe
A girl I'm dating recently revealed her secret fetish: she wants me to take a dump on her, but I have an aversion to poo.
posted by Mach3avelli to sports, hobbies, & recreation (48 answers total) 31 users marked this as a favorite
It started out innocently enough...she's into golden showers and we'd do our thing in the shower, but now she's asked me to step it up to a level with which I'm not entirely comfortable.
I'm not normal when it comes to poo. In fact, the only reason I don't own a dog is because I'd have to clean up after it on walks, and that makes me gag thinking about it. I could delve into the details, but the important point to note is that childhood incidents have scarred me. That shit monster from Dogma and Hanky the Xmas Poo scare me.
I'm a supportive kind of guy, so I looked up what was being discussed in a scat fetish message board, but there was no help to be found.
Points of note:
-yes, she's serious
-if we stopped dating, it wouldn't be the end of the world for me
-we've talked about it in-depth, and she knows where I stand
-I feel pressure to do it because she does sooo much for me in the relationship
-I'd love to follow through with it in theory because it would make a great story
-I'm worried that the consistency, colour, texture, or whatever may not meet her standards, in which case I'd have to know what sort of diet to follow to prepare
So, for anyone out there with first-hand experience or a wise word or anecdote to share, your thoughts are welcome.