Can you tell me how to get my bum get cleaner than your average whistle?
September 17, 2011 7:18 PM Subscribe
How can I best prepare my rear end for "special" anal sex? (NSFW)
posted by anonymous to health & fitness (16 answers total) 11 users marked this as a favorite
I'll be blunt: I want to have unprotected, poo-free, ass-to-mouth sex with my partner, and would like the hive mind's advice on how to best COMPLETELY clean out my system (more than just for routine anal intercourse) so that there is as close to no risk of fecal matter involved as is humanly possible.
We are well-educated on the risks of e coli and other bacteria that can create real medical risks in oral-anal contact. That said, we would like for him to take his cock from my ass and put it directly into my mouth and ejaculate there, just once, for a "special occasion." This will not become part of our regular sexual routine, it is more of a once-in-a-decade type thing, and as such, I'm willing to undertake over-the-top measures to have the cleanest possible rectum -- both for safety maximization and for aesthetic poo-minimization. FWIW, we are married, STD-free and 100% monogamous. We do not wish to use a condom (or to interrupt for a baby wipe etc.) in this scenario.
I know there's plenty of A2M in porn, but I also know that those are paid professionals performing it and that they have behind-the-scenes tactics that we mere mortals are generally unaware of. I've done some reading online on how to prepare for a colonoscopy, which seems like it would be a proxy for this kind of activity since the goal is to eliminate all fecal matter from the colon. The synopsis seems to be a clear liquid diet for 1-2 days prior to the procedure, coupled with a strong laxative (or series of laxatives) to completely flush out the digestive system the evening before the activity, perhaps with an enema or anal douche as the final step. I am aware of the issues regarding medications that may not be properly digested during this "prep," and I understand that it is difficult to get a full nutritional RDA while on a clear liquid diet. Again, this is basically a one-time-only thing, so I am willing to take those on.
My questions to the anal (and medical) experts of MeFi are: Is this overkill? Would the clear liquid diet alone, assuming I have regular bowel movements, be enough to fully clear the area? Does taking an anti-diarrheal like Immodium prior to the session help stop up anything that may still be in my system?
Or am I going about this the wrong way, and there are better techniques available, or other advice you can share?
I know my tone is kind of clinical here, but believe me, I really AM excited about this -- I just want to make it as safe and pleasurable as humanly possible, and feel like prep beyond our typical anal intercourse prep is advisable in this situation.