How far from bed to keep condoms?
October 7, 2006 12:16 PM Subscribe
How far from my bed should I keep my condoms in order not to seem like a man-whore?
posted by gelcap to human relations (55 answers total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
The problem is I have no nightstand, or bedframe. Condoms are currently in the crevice between mattress and wall, and on more than one occasion women have given me a look to suggest they found the positioning a little too convenient. In other words, how much hassle does a man have to go through to find a condom for an imminent conquest not to feel like she's merely the latest in a long, regular stream?