Jokes re Ancient Egypt & Pyramids
May 15, 2006 6:05 AM Subscribe
Any jokes with the theme of Pyramids, Ancient Egypt or Joseph (Dreamcoat)?
A friend of mine is helping to lead a kids (5-12) activity week in the summer where the theme is Ancient Egypt and the story of Joseph.
He is chairing the 5 day event so needs lots of one-liner type jokes to intersperse throughout the week.
Any suggestions?
A friend of mine is helping to lead a kids (5-12) activity week in the summer where the theme is Ancient Egypt and the story of Joseph.
He is chairing the 5 day event so needs lots of one-liner type jokes to intersperse throughout the week.
Any suggestions?
Response by poster: Yep, thats spot on - Keep 'em coming....
posted by pettins at 10:47 AM on May 15, 2006
posted by pettins at 10:47 AM on May 15, 2006
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare? "I want my Mummy!"
How does King Tut's secretary answer his calls? "He can't talk right now, he's all wrapped up."
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy and a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
posted by brain_drain at 11:10 AM on May 15, 2006
How does King Tut's secretary answer his calls? "He can't talk right now, he's all wrapped up."
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy and a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
posted by brain_drain at 11:10 AM on May 15, 2006
After that pyramid was discovered in Bosnia recently, Egypt called. They want their pyramid back.
posted by Anamith at 2:22 PM on May 15, 2006
posted by Anamith at 2:22 PM on May 15, 2006
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posted by mattbucher at 9:53 AM on May 15, 2006