Theme Drink--Fast and Furious?

April 8, 2009 3:47 PM

Fast and Furious is going to be awesome this Friday! Um, assuming I'm drunk. What should I drink?

Pirates of the Caribbean Three was a blast, because we brought plenty of rum. Transformers was great fun because my friend thought to bring some sort of Japanese rice wine with him, and I think I remember enjoying the hell out of Once Upon a Time in Mexico while drinking surreptitious tequila shots in the theater.

But, uh, how should we toast Mr. Diesel's health? This should be easy enough to acquire, and easy enough to sneak into the movie theater in quantity. If you've ever watched the swond half of Rollerball while sober, you know the importance of quantity.

Also, ideally it should seem appropriate for the subject matter--fast cars, sexy men and objectified women! Incidentally, if any of y'all want to join us Friday night in Evanston, IL, you are welcome. What better way to spend Passover Shabbat?

posted by Squid Voltaire to Food & Drink (20 answers total)

"You can have any beer you like, as long as it's Corona."

-- Dominic Toretto
posted by Kirklander at 3:48 PM on April 8, 2009

For some reason, PGA seems appropriate.
posted by raisingsand at 3:52 PM on April 8, 2009

Camo Silver Ice has the street cred along with the immaturity of drinking in a theater which is what you're looking for.

Personally I haven't drank shit like this since I've been old enough to drink...
posted by wfrgms at 3:56 PM on April 8, 2009

Jack Daniels. Straight from the bottle.
posted by elendil71 at 4:05 PM on April 8, 2009

Jack Daniels. Straight from the bottle.

Beat me to it. 2nding Jack.
posted by torquemaniac at 4:07 PM on April 8, 2009

Diesel.
posted by surenoproblem at 4:30 PM on April 8, 2009 [3 favorites]

Best answer: An EXTREME malt beverages/energy drink.
Sparks if you want the two-in-one.
Alternately, chase shots of JD with Nawwwws.
posted by ijoyner at 4:38 PM on April 8, 2009 [1 favorite]

Sparks, for sure. Or, JOOCE.
posted by fillsthepews at 4:49 PM on April 8, 2009

Suped-up cars were originally the exclusive province of bootleggers. Therefore you must drink moonshine. Fruit-infused clear liquor will do in a pinch.
posted by infinitewindow at 5:02 PM on April 8, 2009

I think you're gonna have to go with Sparks. The black top variety for preference because it is more X-TREEEEEME!!!
posted by Doublewhiskeycokenoice at 5:09 PM on April 8, 2009 [1 favorite]

Suped-up cars were originally the exclusive province of bootleggers.

Suped-up cars were from working-class kids that couldn't afford new cars. So they bought older cars, stripped off the extra weight and dragged 'em.

Those kids drank beer. American beer. Cheap, American beer.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:31 PM on April 8, 2009

Ethanol and nitrous.

(Or methanol, if you'd prefer to go faster and blind.)
posted by gjc at 5:43 PM on April 8, 2009

drink joose!
posted by tjenks at 5:52 PM on April 8, 2009

Grain alcohol.
posted by box at 6:48 PM on April 8, 2009 [1 favorite]

Grain alcohol shots, chased with Brawndo.
posted by jtfowl0 at 7:28 PM on April 8, 2009

Because I like tenuous puns more than theme or practicality, I would go with sidecars.
posted by doift at 7:36 PM on April 8, 2009 [1 favorite]

Best answer: Mixing booze and driving is never a good idea, but if I were you, I would quench my thirst with gasoline.
posted by turgid dahlia at 8:37 PM on April 8, 2009 [2 favorites]

fast cars, sexy men and objectified women: noone has advised strong mojitos yet?
posted by tmcw at 9:08 PM on April 8, 2009

Response by poster: That's awesome--if I can find enough Sparx, that looks perfect! If not, the gasoline sounds mighty tasty.

Thanks, y'all!
posted by Squid Voltaire at 8:48 AM on April 9, 2009

Red Bull and Zima.
posted by wenestvedt at 9:35 AM on April 9, 2009