Help My Cat Be in a Blank While Blanking a Blank

November 18, 2006 12:20 AM

I have a cat, a camera, and decent photoshop skills. Help me come up with clever things to do that fit into the meme about the cats doing things that is all over the internet.

I recently moved into an apartment that contains a cat. I also recently came across the phenomenon of ceiling cat, who is apparently watching me masturbate. What are the best suggestions of the most outlandish, absurd, sublime, subtle, or transcendenta67l scenes I can pose with the cat to be turned into the meme about the cat being somewhere and doing something.

I'm down to make props, costumes, and I have a standard apartment with all the stuff an apartment is likely to contain. Is there a ceiling cat-like scene that you were hoping existed? Because I will make it happen.

P.S. All suggestions must be kitty safe.

posted by andoatnp to Pets & Animals (16 answers total)

If I've thought of it, I've done it already myself!
posted by crabintheocean at 12:23 AM on November 18, 2006

Response by poster: Yeah. I imagine the people with the best answers will be lacking in access to said cat, camera, and photoshopping skills.

I hope I do get some good suggestions, because my kitty so does want to become a star...
posted by andoatnp at 12:30 AM on November 18, 2006

Put stuff on it! Send it to Stuff on My Cat!
posted by wemayfreeze at 12:44 AM on November 18, 2006

in yr ask. sorry, it's more of a meta-idea.
posted by VulcanMike at 1:12 AM on November 18, 2006

i am in ur metafilterz answering ur question (again):

make an orange helmet!

take high-speed photos of it shaking its head! (or other high-speed antics.)

Putting cats in anything = instant hilarity. Put it in a pot to cook; put it in a box, give it to someone as a surprise gift; give it a TSA badge and put it in your luggage; put it in a giant pill bottle (good for what ails ya).

Mainly, be ready with your camera at all times. Cats do ridiculous stuff without any human intervention.

Then, post photos!
posted by wemayfreeze at 1:18 AM on November 18, 2006

See here for a few ideas.
posted by ifranzen at 1:31 AM on November 18, 2006

Cat time lapses.
Example.
posted by brownpau at 7:05 AM on November 18, 2006

1. Put cat in a bucket
2. Fill with water
3. Throw bucket
4. Throw some more stuff
5. Jump
6. Profit
posted by Psychnic at 7:37 AM on November 18, 2006

...like this
posted by Psychnic at 7:37 AM on November 18, 2006

Cats have three exploitable tendencies that you can use for photographs: 1) The tendency to attack, claw, and pounce. 2) The way they will lay there for a while as you place items on them (stuffonmycat.com). 3) Their marvelously readable facial expressions of contentment, rage, curiosity.
posted by adipocere at 7:53 AM on November 18, 2006

Also consider the fact that that they show a lot of fierce looking teeth when they yawn.
posted by Good Brain at 10:23 AM on November 18, 2006

Best answer: Please, please resist this urge.

The internet is saturated with cat photos. Do something more interesting with your camera and leave the cat alone.
posted by aladfar at 11:35 AM on November 18, 2006

If you snap a picture of it lounging in a sink, there's a place to put it.
posted by radioamy at 12:10 PM on November 18, 2006

Choose a popular Sci-Fi show/movie and do a cat photographic rendition of it.

Or has this been done yet?
posted by Atreides at 2:43 PM on November 18, 2006

Best answer: I vote for "oh god please just DON'T do this."

This sounds a lot like "I have this vial full of anthrax that I just found and I'm looking for fun suggestions on cool things to do with it."

Stop hurting the world.
posted by rokusan at 7:04 PM on November 18, 2006

Response by poster: I'm persuaded. I'll figure out something else to do.
posted by andoatnp at 9:28 PM on November 18, 2006