Double-cat-penis-question: About 2 weeks ago my 6-9 month old neutered male cat started humping his favorite stuffed turtle. Now he's humping everything but sometimes farting too and having, um, anal squeezing. Is there a medical issue? Should I have him double-checked for neuterage? This gets a little gross.
Required cat pic here, with his friends.
I am fairly certain they cut out his testicles when I paid them to. After all, he came back with his balls shaved and super glue on them. But they did forget to clip his nails, which I had paid for. Maybe they forgot to clip his nuts?
The internet seems to say that male cats humping things is normal(ish), and just a sign of affection. He loves his stuffed turtle friend and roughhouses with him, carries him around, and about 2 weeks ago I found him humping him. I pulled him off just to see what was up, and dang, there it was.
I'm cool with him humping stuff, as long as it's not me and it's not because he actually has testicles. Is there an easy way to check? Should I be able to feel them? Should I go back to the vet for that?
But then a few days ago he was making an awful racket chasing things around my room so I shut him out of my room. He pretty much made a huge mess in the rest of the house, tossing little things (CDs, power adapters, small objects of other sorts) around. And when I came out in the morning, he was humping my shoes!
I put him on my bed on his back and took a shower, made breakfast, and came back and he was STILL on his back on my bed with his little cat wiener poking out. 30 minutes later!
I've been paying more attention to him since this. He keeps doing this thing where he squats really close to the floor on top of an object then farts
. Then just keeps sitting there looking weird. I pick him up and every time he has a massive boner.
Here's where it gets really gross.
Half of the time I pick him up his anus looks like it's straining hard. I'm not going to describe it in detail, but it looks like he's pushing hard, and there's a clear odorless fluid on it. Sometimes he leaves a little drop of this on the floor.
I cleaned all of the litter boxes. There are 5. I have two cats, and they both use the outdoors a lot for their business. But I should be able to tell if he uses one inside.
He's a really sweet cat and usually sleeps on my chest or my legs most nights. I'd prefer if he didn't drool-fart on my bed.
What the heck is going on? Should I take him to the vet for the weird squatting/boner-fart/anus issue?