What are the weirdest foods on Amazon Prime?
July 29, 2015 10:49 AM Subscribe
What are the weirdest, strangest, wrongest edible items that I can order RIGHT NOW and have in two days via Amazon Prime? Gummi chicken feet is a good place to start.
Crick-ettes Sampler Gift Pack- Sour Cream & Onion, Bacon & Cheese, & Salt N' Vinegar
posted by The corpse in the library at 11:07 AM on July 29, 2015
posted by The corpse in the library at 11:07 AM on July 29, 2015
...more of an ingredient than a food, but you can get devil's dung on prime.
posted by moonmilk at 11:07 AM on July 29, 2015
posted by moonmilk at 11:07 AM on July 29, 2015
...and then you go down the rabbit hole of "customers also bought" and get to Larvets- BBQ, which are classified as jerky, and apple-flavored ants...
posted by The corpse in the library at 11:09 AM on July 29, 2015
posted by The corpse in the library at 11:09 AM on July 29, 2015
Freeze dried durian. Smoked rattlesnake. Cajun Alligator.
posted by netsirk at 11:11 AM on July 29, 2015
posted by netsirk at 11:11 AM on July 29, 2015
You said "wrong" and you said "gummi," so here's one that meets those criteria. (Reviews potentially NSFW, or appetite.)
posted by gnomeloaf at 11:15 AM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by gnomeloaf at 11:15 AM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
Pork brains with milk gravy.
Thanksgiving gumballs.
ObDisclaimer: All foods are weird, strange, and wrong to SOMEONE. (Ask my students how they feel about candy corn.)
posted by wintersweet at 11:43 AM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
Thanksgiving gumballs.
ObDisclaimer: All foods are weird, strange, and wrong to SOMEONE. (Ask my students how they feel about candy corn.)
posted by wintersweet at 11:43 AM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
the wet jellyfish is in!
and they still carry 2012 Lao Banzhang Pure Old Tree Raw Pu-erh 500g Cake Chen Sheng Hao Top Chinese Puer Pu'er Tea for only $1,499.89!
also, stroopwafels
posted by ouke at 12:02 PM on July 29, 2015
and they still carry 2012 Lao Banzhang Pure Old Tree Raw Pu-erh 500g Cake Chen Sheng Hao Top Chinese Puer Pu'er Tea for only $1,499.89!
also, stroopwafels
posted by ouke at 12:02 PM on July 29, 2015
Flavored gumballs: Thanksgiving dinner, pickle, bacon, roast beef, foie gras, wasabi
Flavored mints: savory bacon, dill pickle, onion rings, ranch dressing, cheesy nachos
Flavored candy canes: pickle, gravy
cricket flour or cricket lollipops
Jelly Belly 'BeanBoozled' Jelly Beans (flavors incl. rotten egg, canned dog food, and skunk spray)
canned whole chicken
"tactical" bacon
gravy candy
meat glue
zombie blood
posted by divined by radio at 12:02 PM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
Flavored mints: savory bacon, dill pickle, onion rings, ranch dressing, cheesy nachos
Flavored candy canes: pickle, gravy
cricket flour or cricket lollipops
Jelly Belly 'BeanBoozled' Jelly Beans (flavors incl. rotten egg, canned dog food, and skunk spray)
canned whole chicken
"tactical" bacon
gravy candy
meat glue
zombie blood
posted by divined by radio at 12:02 PM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
SPAM sampler pack.
Pickle-flavored gum.
Pickled watermelon rind (...beloved by my spouse).
Assorted Japanese snacks.
Microwavable pork rinds.
Roasted garlic onion jam (...beloved by ME!)
Jar of squid ink.
posted by wintersweet at 12:05 PM on July 29, 2015
Pickle-flavored gum.
Pickled watermelon rind (...beloved by my spouse).
Assorted Japanese snacks.
Microwavable pork rinds.
Roasted garlic onion jam (...beloved by ME!)
Jar of squid ink.
posted by wintersweet at 12:05 PM on July 29, 2015
Fully cooked canned bacon
and
Smoked rattlesnake - they have a whole line of wild game
posted by Chaussette and the Pussy Cats at 12:49 PM on July 29, 2015
and
Smoked rattlesnake - they have a whole line of wild game
posted by Chaussette and the Pussy Cats at 12:49 PM on July 29, 2015
Canned lamb haggis.
Potted Meat Food Product. (Ingredients include "mechanically separated chicken" and "partially defatted pork fatty tissue".)
Cheddar cheese larvets. Also, Salt 'N' Vinegar Crick-ettes. See related items for other flavors.
Why not Ant Candy? Why not, indeed.
Some people seem distressed by corn smut.
On Amazon, but not on Prime: silkworm pupae, century eggs, actual chicken feet, blood sausage. (Century eggs are actually pretty tasty, though some have a faintly distressing odor of ammonia.)
If you're not in the US, you might be in danger of being able to order some surströmming , in which case this could be you. (Warning: Video contains barfing. Lots and lots of barfing.)
posted by zenoli at 1:41 PM on July 29, 2015
Potted Meat Food Product. (Ingredients include "mechanically separated chicken" and "partially defatted pork fatty tissue".)
Cheddar cheese larvets. Also, Salt 'N' Vinegar Crick-ettes. See related items for other flavors.
Why not Ant Candy? Why not, indeed.
Some people seem distressed by corn smut.
On Amazon, but not on Prime: silkworm pupae, century eggs, actual chicken feet, blood sausage. (Century eggs are actually pretty tasty, though some have a faintly distressing odor of ammonia.)
If you're not in the US, you might be in danger of being able to order some surströmming , in which case this could be you. (Warning: Video contains barfing. Lots and lots of barfing.)
posted by zenoli at 1:41 PM on July 29, 2015
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posted by moonmilk at 11:05 AM on July 29, 2015 [1 favorite]