Please share your short, text-message-friendly, jokes.
A dear friend of mine is undergoing chemo. She is also seven months pregnant. She has good days and bad days, and I have been peppering her with jokes via text message to cheer her up. She wants me to keep it up, and she has six more rounds of chemo to undergo, and I am running out of material.
I've searched the archives, of course, and have been harvesting lots of great material from previous similar questions, such as this one
, this one
, and this one
Bonus points for clean Catholic jokes (no pervy priests please) for example:
Q: Who's the patron saint of email?
A: St. Francis of a cc
A Catholic boy and a Jewish boy were talking. The Catholic boy said "my priest knows more than your rabbi" and the Jewish boy replied "Of course he does, you tell him everything."
Not to say no dirty jokes (she loved "Q: How is football like oral sex? A: The party that wins the toss usually elects to receive") I just don't want the chocolate in the peanut butter, if you know what I mean.
She's brought a lot of laughter into my life, please help me return the favor.