March 22, 2009 8:11 PM Subscribe
Imagine you are an alien with a pet human.
posted by Nonce to Food & Drink (16 answers total) 16 users marked this as a favorite
Now tell me the simplest, quickest, and/or cheapest mix of commonly available in America foodstuffs and/or supplements that will provide this pet with all necessary and potentially helpful nutrients, with no attention wasted on things like variety, taste, or any other aesthetic factors. I want to be able to purchase (metaphorically) 50 lb bags of pure, scientifically validated, lifespan-increasing, healthy coat producing humanfood.
(In other words, I'm a bachelor low on time and fridge/freezer space. Tell me how to min/max my way into an uncomplicated but amazingly healthy eating regimin that I don't have to think about, but that covers all the bases that scientific consensus agrees may be helpful to have covered.)