Movies with boobs, cars, and monkeys
June 13, 2009 1:49 PM   Subscribe

Boobies, fast cars, and monkeys: Any movies with all three of these magical ingredients?

My brother-in-law was just saying that any of these features greatly improves his enjoyment of a movie. We all tried to think of any movies that have all three and couldn't come up with any. Help?

To clarify, boobies=bare, fast cars≠regular cars going fast, and monkeys=monkeys, chimps, apes, etc.
posted by ferociouskitty to Media & Arts (21 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
 
Canonball Run.
posted by special-k at 1:57 PM on June 13, 2009


Canon = Cannon
posted by special-k at 1:58 PM on June 13, 2009


Maybe "Every Which Way But Loose" or "Cannonball Run"
posted by Frank Grimes at 1:58 PM on June 13, 2009


I'm pretty sure that Cannonball Run II doesn't have any bare breasts in it. The first one, I'm not so sure about.
posted by box at 2:24 PM on June 13, 2009


I can't believe that there are no Russ Meyer movies with a monkey? There has GOT to be. But it might be made up for by the excess of boob and car.
posted by Vaike at 2:35 PM on June 13, 2009


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Kinda sorta. Definitely has a monkey and bare boobs...
posted by Pleadthefifth at 2:48 PM on June 13, 2009


I feel like Amazon Women On The Moon must have all three in there somewhere.
posted by orme at 3:01 PM on June 13, 2009 [1 favorite]


Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom has trace amounts of all three, but only just.

Monkey Shines has trace amount of fast car, some boobies, and lots of monkey.
posted by K.P. at 3:05 PM on June 13, 2009


I'm voting for Every Which Way but Loose.
posted by Gordion Knott at 3:32 PM on June 13, 2009


there aren't any boobies, but last year's speed racer movie has the fast cars and monkies covered.
posted by mike_bling at 4:03 PM on June 13, 2009


No boobs in Every Which Way But Loose, sorry. A few PG-rated shots of Sondra Locke, but ... ewww.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 4:13 PM on June 13, 2009


Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back? not sure about the cars, but reasonably sure about the boobies & the monkey.
posted by oh really at 4:25 PM on June 13, 2009


Death Race 2000 has fast cars and, according to IMDB, 'copious' breast scenes. I don't know if it has monkeys, but it's gonzo enough that it might.
posted by zippy at 4:30 PM on June 13, 2009


No monkeys in Death Race 2000, but there are bonus decapitations.
posted by misha at 4:36 PM on June 13, 2009


Grandma's Boy
posted by doh ray mii at 4:40 PM on June 13, 2009




Don't forget BJ Mckay and his best friend Bear. It have cleavage but no full boobs and bonus fast 18 wheelers!

you beat me to it, meeshell

and yes, no bare boobies but cleavage aplenty - it did, after all, feature a character named "Stacks"
posted by jammy at 5:58 PM on June 13, 2009 [1 favorite]


James Bond movies all have fast cars, and they all almost-but-not-quite have naked ladies. Do any of them have monkeys?
posted by box at 9:59 PM on June 13, 2009


Bruce Almighty
posted by JimN2TAW at 10:25 PM on June 13, 2009


Cutthroat Island has lots of monkey, a fair amount of cleavage, as I recall, and fast ships (although they are still pretty slow-looking compared to cars, I'll grant you). It also features Frank Langella as a murderous foppish sort. Really, he is a murderous low-life pirate mocking a fop by talking like him, but, hey. That and the monkey are the high points.

An old roommate of mine used to say that the holy trinity of film elements was an elephant, a chainsaw, and a flamethrower.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:58 PM on June 14, 2009


OK, this is pretty late, but I checked in with the above-mentioned ex-roommate, and he proposes:

Bye Bye Monkey
probably breasts, but also probably naked Gerard Depardieu; don't recall fast cars; corpse of King Kong; quite weird, surrealistic

Alexander
apparently contains a monkey; Rosario Dawson's topless, which makes up for lacking monkeys; fast chariots?

Babe: Pig in the City
lots o' monkeys; dog w/wheels in back, like a car (?); GREAT chase scene; lots of topless animals, and an animal that prefers to wear clothes

Link
maybe a shower scene; don't recall a car chase; orangutan

He also suggested Cutthroat Island and Monkeyshines, but they have already been suggested. While none of these are exactly spot on, they are in the ballpark -- maybe a clips reel?
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:00 AM on June 16, 2009


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