Where can I get a George Bush doll?
July 4, 2006 1:39 PM   Subscribe

Where can I get a George Bush doll, in the next few hours, in the Seattle area? I want to explode him with fireworks later tonight.
posted by mildred-pitt to Shopping (16 answers total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
 
Best. Question. Ever.


Maybe you could shoot this seller an email and see if you could pick it up today? They're in Redmond.
posted by Ugh at 1:54 PM on July 4, 2006


On second thought, that's Pops not son but maybe they have Jr too.
posted by Ugh at 1:56 PM on July 4, 2006


Here we go.
posted by Ugh at 1:58 PM on July 4, 2006


How about a lifesize cardboard cut-out? I know a lot of stores in the mall (and similar areas) carry these things.

Or a costume store could have a GWB mask that you could attatch to a body made of something flammable.
posted by nitsuj at 1:58 PM on July 4, 2006


Have you tried Archie McPhees? Don't know if they're open today but that's a good place to start.
posted by Bear at 2:15 PM on July 4, 2006


I've seen a GWB action figure doll some months ago, in a hobby store in Richmond BC.

We were so very tempted to buy one, but we demurred because it was rather expensive ($60). The box art showed GWB dressed in military uniform, in front of an air craft carrier.
posted by seawallrunner at 3:32 PM on July 4, 2006


We're going to need a video of this.
posted by Soliloquy at 3:49 PM on July 4, 2006 [1 favorite]


Knowing this administration, burning Bush in effigy might just get you a call from the Secret Service.
posted by nathan_teske at 4:28 PM on July 4, 2006


Yeah, they'll try to "infiltrate" you by offering to supply you with the fireworks.
posted by j-urb at 4:50 PM on July 4, 2006


Response by poster: Thanks for all the great ideas!

I decided to make one out of cardboard and printouts.... not as exciting as a plastic GW head exploding - but highly flammable!
posted by mildred-pitt at 4:57 PM on July 4, 2006


Soak it in alcahol. (maybe cheney would be better for that.)
posted by Izzmeister at 6:29 PM on July 4, 2006


"I want to explode him with fireworks later tonight. "

Don't we all?
posted by oxford blue at 7:32 PM on July 4, 2006


Posting in this thread so I get on the news when the Department of Homeland Security raids all "participants in the plot to blow up President Bush". Wah ha ha.

I would definitely be careful what fireworks you use. I guarantee you that a government official has seen this thread--that sounds REALLY tinfoil hattish, but you just know it's true--and using something illegal in your area would be a great excuse to nail you with something.

On reread, it still sounds like something Art Bell would say, but I can't shake the idea that it's sorta true.
posted by secret about box at 8:05 PM on July 4, 2006


I think President Bush is a fine chap, and deny the existance all previous comments concerning anything.
posted by oxford blue at 10:16 PM on July 4, 2006


Yeah, this will get on the news and they'll hype it up like it was some kind of deal:

FOXNEWS UPDATE
Terror plot avoided today. A terror plot to blow up President Bush was twarted by law enforcement in 7 states. Arrests were made in Arkansas, Nebraska, New York, Washington State, ect, ect... and now Neal Cavooto

posted by j-urb at 10:21 PM on July 4, 2006


Response by poster: Update: He resisted fiercely but was eventually burned to death in the great “Freedom Tank War of 2006”.
posted by mildred-pitt at 8:43 AM on July 5, 2006


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