Can you hear me now, you horny bastard?

July 20, 2008 6:27 PM

Good examples of heterosexual audio erotica or porn, please?

Doesn't matter if it's real or faked, just as long as it's good and hot. Scorching hot. Tear the clothes off your significant other, RIGHT NOW GODDAMIT, hawt.

Audio books, podcasts, CDs, whatever, we're open to various mediums. Even if there's a particular movie that sounds hot, that'll work also, just as long as it doesn't have to be watched, merely listened to.

posted by anonymous to Human Relations (11 answers total)

There's a Playboy channel on Sirius satellite radio. Not sure how steamy it is, though. Might just be a bunch of buxom women talking about achieving their dream when they were featured in the pages of the magazine.

A search for "erotic audio" brought me to this: http://www.eroticast.net/
posted by HotPatatta at 6:35 PM on July 20, 2008

Roxy Music - Country Life (nsfw?)
posted by caddis at 6:42 PM on July 20, 2008

Literotica has an audio section...can be hit or miss but it's all free.
posted by Captain_Science at 6:46 PM on July 20, 2008

Though I may be misguessing the purpose of this, why not find a piece of quality literary erotica and...record it yourself?
posted by turgid dahlia at 8:03 PM on July 20, 2008

There are a few at Audible.com (e.g. Between the Sheets). You can get a couple free books when you signup for a trial membership.
posted by cwhitfcd at 8:43 PM on July 20, 2008

Lusty Library has a podcast that's pretty good.
posted by rossination at 9:07 PM on July 20, 2008

Beat At Cinecitta - 1960's Italian Porn Film Scores
posted by MaxVonCretin at 9:13 PM on July 20, 2008 [1 favorite]

There's the Stories on MP3 section of the alt.sex.stories text repository.

Be warned: this is amateur narrators speaking amateur written erotica. Absolutely no guarantee of quality.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 10:50 PM on July 20, 2008

Have a look at this LastFM discussion.
posted by rongorongo at 4:33 AM on July 21, 2008

My boyfriend has this, mostly 'cause he loves historic synth moments, etc. It makes me laugh most of the time when I hear it. For sexier, try Kool and the Gang's "Summer Madness." That song is pure sex and absolutely wonderful.
posted by ifjuly at 8:25 AM on July 21, 2008 [1 favorite]

Porn for the Blind

Kidding.
posted by JauntyFedora at 10:12 AM on July 21, 2008