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please hive mind, name my dog
July 11, 2008 9:06 PM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

help me name my puppy that i am picking up tomorrow if all goes well. ready. set. go.
posted by nanhey to pets & animals (92 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
Male or female?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 9:08 PM on July 11


Is it a boy or a girl?

Boy= Oscar, Oswald, Otto, or Iggy
Girl= Polly, Izzy, or Cupcake
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 9:09 PM on July 11


Kevin
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 9:10 PM on July 11


LOLDOG.
posted by orthogonality at 9:10 PM on July 11


the first name that popped into my head was "bingo."
posted by thinkingwoman at 9:14 PM on July 11


Butch.
posted by netbros at 9:15 PM on July 11


sorry, it's a girl
posted by nanhey at 9:15 PM on July 11


Mr. Sexypants. What a cute puppy.

Seriously, though, whatever you choose, give the dog a real name. I want to kill everyone I see who gives his pet a name like Bubbles (or Cupcake). I generally abide by the rule of "would you name your child that?"
posted by phunniemee at 9:15 PM on July 11


Toots.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:16 PM on July 11 [1 favorite]


Noname

pronounced Noh-Na-mi
posted by kanemano at 9:17 PM on July 11


fluffbucket
posted by lester at 9:19 PM on July 11 [1 favorite]


Showcase Showdown
posted by Inside Out Girl at 9:21 PM on July 11


Fishface
posted by mullacc at 9:21 PM on July 11 [3 favorites]


or Plinko
posted by Inside Out Girl at 9:21 PM on July 11


Barker's Beauties
posted by iconomy at 9:23 PM on July 11


phunniemee, the whole point of naming a pet is that you don't have to give it a "normal" name. It's not going to get made fun of by the other dogs at puppy school!
posted by radioamy at 9:25 PM on July 11


Lunchbox
Fiest
Ostara
Boondoggle
Abby
Cassidy
Libby
Toasty
Chevrolet
Frijole
Pretzel
Pumpkin
Freya
Dee O Gee
Dindi
Shakopee
Winona
Fritzi
Frau
LuLu
Maya
posted by Ostara at 9:30 PM on July 11 [1 favorite]


Phunniemee
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 9:33 PM on July 11 [2 favorites]


Judge Judy
posted by brynna at 9:34 PM on July 11 [2 favorites]


Captain Morgan
posted by brynna at 9:34 PM on July 11


SISCO !
posted by dawdle at 9:35 PM on July 11


Tikey
Munchkin
Monchichi
Sugarbear
Lillian
posted by kimdog at 9:39 PM on July 11


Michigan
posted by carefulmonkey at 9:39 PM on July 11


Dakota
posted by seawallrunner at 9:42 PM on July 11


snuggleguts.
posted by heavenstobetsy at 9:46 PM on July 11


Lucy
posted by Dr. Zira at 9:48 PM on July 11


The first thought that came to mind was Butterscotch and I looked for translations & synonyms that might sound more interesting, but didn't come up with anything except for Tawny or Honey, which might not fit the bill. Other things that come to mind: Ramona (as in Quimby from the Beverly Cleary books), Asha (which mean hope in Arabic), Dulcinea (there seems to be something very sweet about her). Once we adopted two dogs, the girl we named immediately (Harper), but the boy took some work and we spontaneously settled on Reilly which fit him perfectly. Something might come to you as soon as you get to know her a bit more. I tend to look towards books and plays for inspiration. Good luck!
posted by katemcd at 9:51 PM on July 11


Santino.
Tim Gunn.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:53 PM on July 11


Tallulah, after Tallulah Bankhead - a famous dancer of the 1920s. Your girl is set to be a real head-turner and she looks like a diva ... :-)
posted by Susurration at 9:53 PM on July 11 [1 favorite]


Candy
posted by metahawk at 9:55 PM on July 11


Moxie.
Has the benefit of coming with the nickname "Mox."
posted by Solon and Thanks at 10:03 PM on July 11


She looks like a Zoe to me. Zoe means "life". She is a little doll.

Taffy
Tessie
Gigi
Skyler
Isabella
Marchella
posted by JujuB at 10:03 PM on July 11


Zoƫ is fantastic if you're a firefly fan! Actually, most things in life are.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 10:06 PM on July 11 [1 favorite]


Cujo.
posted by Kinbote at 10:10 PM on July 11


Mildred
Ginger
Flibbertigibbet and call her Flibbet or Gibbet
Bathmat-- Mattie for short
Magdalena
Genevra (my great gramma's name!)
Aoife
posted by oflinkey at 10:11 PM on July 11


dulce de leche
ginger
posted by healthyliving at 10:12 PM on July 11


sputnick
posted by Stynxno at 10:12 PM on July 11


Name her mefi?
posted by baserunner73 at 10:18 PM on July 11


"whim"
posted by davejay at 10:19 PM on July 11


Fay
posted by slowfasthazel at 10:20 PM on July 11


OH DEAR GOD THE CUTE.

I recommend "fluffy-butt." Others may disagree.
posted by Space Kitty at 10:27 PM on July 11


I generally abide by the rule of "would you name your child that?"

Yeah, well, your dog isn't going to be signing any credit cards or tax returns.

Well, unless her name is Santos L Hauper.

My criteria is "what would you call your kid (I don't go by my legal name)"

In that vein, I suggest Doggins. Because every kid wants to be called Doggins.

I don't have kids.

Look, just name her Dirigibledog.

Smaug?
posted by dirigibleman at 10:28 PM on July 11


Burp! You should name your dog Burp!

I'm a little drunk.
posted by dirigibleman at 10:29 PM on July 11


Goldie
posted by platinum at 10:50 PM on July 11


Muffin. That was the first thing that popped into my head.
posted by MadamM at 10:52 PM on July 11


I used to always name my all my pets human names but that sort of backfired when we had a kid and the dog was already named with my number one choice for a name. Doh.

That little pup looks like a Toffee to me.
posted by jamaro at 10:58 PM on July 11


That little pup looks like a Toffee to me.

Seconded.
And christ, that is a cute dog.
posted by you're a kitty! at 11:06 PM on July 11


Butter McStinkle Pantshorts.
posted by YoBananaBoy at 11:17 PM on July 11 [2 favorites]


What a beautiful pup! I love jamaro's suggestion for Toffee or even Butterscotch, with Scotch for short (a nod to the red hair).
posted by ceri richard at 11:22 PM on July 11


Whats something that's been influential and prevalent in your life, without being too on-the-nose?

When I adopted my two cats, I knew that if I got a female cat, it woud be named "Fitz," after Ella Fitzgerald. This was because of a cat named "Mingus" which an old room mate stole from me.

Upon meeting the first cat I knew would be part f my household, who was the biggest troublemaker in BARC, I knew that "Fitz" just fit him perfectly, despite being male. After all, he was always having fits of something or other.

Couldn't come up with a proper name for the other one, though, a sweet, docile little kitten whose two brothers had been adopted together, leaving him behind. My friend suggested that if one was named Fitzgerald, the other should be named "Zelda." No, he's a boy, I relied. "Gatsby, then," she said. And it was perfect.

As it turns out, "Fitz" ad "Gatsby" are both names which have very personal meanings for me in my life, and which I hadn't pieced together until that moment.

Your new dog is absolutely adorable, and I'm sure she'll be a joy to you and your family. But none of the names we come up with will be right. Dig deep for something that means something to you.
posted by Navelgazer at 11:25 PM on July 11


Figure out the names to some prominent ewoks. The dog definitely looks like an ewok.
posted by milqman at 11:26 PM on July 11


Cheeto
posted by peacecorn at 11:26 PM on July 11


Olive
posted by wilde at 11:30 PM on July 11


Schmoopie. She's definitely a Schmoopie.
posted by Miastar at 11:33 PM on July 11


Figure out the names to some prominent ewoks.

Well, seeing as I already outted my geekishness a few posts back, and I'm curious about this, I'll bite. Here are your choices:

Erpham Warrick, Deej Warrick, Shodu Warrick, Weechee Warrick, Widdle (Willy) Warrick, Wicket W. Warrick, Winda Warrick, Baga, Chief Chirpa, Princess Kneesaa, Asha, Logra, Teebo, Malani, Paploo, Latara, Chukha-Trok, Lumat, Romba, Warok, Nippett.

Nothing too crazy. Incidentally, Ewoks are patriarchal little guys.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 11:37 PM on July 11


Kitty
posted by loiseau at 11:51 PM on July 11


Alice

Bella

Squirt

Ingrid

Sandy

Barbarella
posted by motown missile at 11:57 PM on July 11


Seconding 'Taffy.'

How 'bout 'Loopy'? From 'lupa', Latin for wolf.

Or 'Chompsky'? (cribbed from Related Questions)
posted by jamjam at 12:06 AM on July 12


sabertooth might also be okay.
posted by lester at 12:11 AM on July 12


I know I'm late to this show and there's a hundred answers in front of this one; still, I want my voice heard in this here choir. As follows:

Let her 'name herself' ie let her personality and/or dominant traits help you, with her, to settle upon a name. I had a great German Shepard, lo those long years ago, and she bonded to me fast, she followed me everywhere I went, she shadowed my every step -- I named her Shadow. I mean, yeah, I could have just called her Myrtle, right out of the box as it were, but quite frankly I think that Shadow is a lot cooler name than Myrtle or Loofah or Doofy or Griselda or what have you.

What's the hurry? Let her in on this process.

Have fun!

Peace.
posted by dancestoblue at 1:24 AM on July 12 [1 favorite]


On reflection, Griselda might not be too bad...
posted by dancestoblue at 1:27 AM on July 12


Adorable! She has to be called Killer.
posted by carbide at 1:49 AM on July 12


Cara, short for Caramel
posted by happyturtle at 2:30 AM on July 12


Thuglife.
posted by Succa at 4:24 AM on July 12 [1 favorite]


Noodle.
posted by little miss s at 5:36 AM on July 12


Lilo. (pronounced Lee-lo, like Lilo and Stitch, the movie)
posted by _Mona_ at 6:08 AM on July 12


What a cutie!!! *melts at puppy goodness*

When I look at her, for some reason I hear the name Ingrid. Dulce ("sweet" in Spanish) is also a good fit.
posted by arishaun at 6:10 AM on July 12


lovehandles
posted by parmanparman at 6:13 AM on July 12


Winehouse
posted by 4ster at 6:24 AM on July 12


Taxi.

Imagine the other dog owner's in the park looking at you like you were demented. Fun.
posted by lucia__is__dada at 6:37 AM on July 12


You realize that you are buying from a backyard breeder, right?
posted by pieoverdone at 6:48 AM on July 12 [2 favorites]


call it 'stain'. then you can yell really loud: "COME, STAIN!"
posted by Mach5 at 6:52 AM on July 12


Fang.
posted by amro at 6:54 AM on July 12


Anthrax (nickname: Annie)
posted by 23skidoo at 7:12 AM on July 12


Phred
posted by krisak at 7:58 AM on July 12


Audrey
posted by lois1950 at 8:35 AM on July 12


Mischief, Chief for short.
posted by silkygreenbelly at 8:37 AM on July 12


Chloe
posted by nax at 8:38 AM on July 12


Celia!
posted by grobstein at 9:12 AM on July 12


Nthing "Taffy." As soon as I read that suggestion, the pup's picture popped into my mind and I thought she does look like a Taffy. Perhaps a "Taffy Anne" if she's naughty. (Does anyone else spontaneously add a middle name to their pet that eventually sticks? I've done this in recent years with my greyhound and our current cat.)
posted by Oriole Adams at 10:22 AM on July 12


Taffy? No way. Colonel Snuffykins.
posted by runningwithscissors at 11:11 AM on July 12


Er, um, no, I don't have a name suggestion. But I am partial to Noodle and Celia.

Please do update us on what you eventually name this reeeeedonkulously adorable pup.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 11:49 AM on July 12


I am a big fan of food names for pets (I had a kitten named Tempura, and when my friend couldn't name his kitten I came up with Pepper, which stuck). So I vote for previously mentioned Toffee, Taffy, or Butterscotch.

Oriole Adams, our dog Honey (see above about food names) became Honey Petunia.
posted by radioamy at 11:55 AM on July 12


She looks like a Doodle to me. Noodle, like computech_apolloniajames suggested, would also be acceptable. I also like Saturn, for some reason. Or Cleo.

She is absolutely adorable!! I'm jealous!
posted by lilac girl at 12:02 PM on July 12


I cannot help, as I have died from cuteness. sorry.
posted by killy willy at 12:25 PM on July 12


Tasha
posted by carmicha at 1:26 PM on July 12


Rose
Ruby
Camellia
Dot > Dotty
Penny
Magdalena > Maggie > Mags
Priscilla > Prissy
Missy
posted by loiseau at 2:32 PM on July 12


Cybil Shepherd
posted by loiseau at 2:32 PM on July 12


Muppet
posted by nenequesadilla at 8:43 PM on July 12


Ming the Merciless?
posted by nenequesadilla at 8:46 PM on July 12


Gotta be 'Gizmo'
posted by Spyder's Game at 1:58 PM on July 14


OP, for pity's sake, what is the dog's name!!!!!
posted by nax at 5:22 AM on July 16


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