"Something happens to an Also-Ran.I've always thought this summed up Al Gore pretty well, especially considering his post-Veep speeches and activities.
Something happens to the feet of a man
Who always comes in second in a foot-race.
He becomes a national unloved child,
A balding orphan, an aging adolescent
Who never got the biggest piece of candy.
Unloved children, of all ages, insinuate themselves into spotlights and rotogravures.
They stand on their hands and wiggle their feet.
Split pulpits with their pounding!
And their tonsils
Turn to organ pipes.
Show me a shouter,
And I'll show you an also-ran.
A might-have-been,
An almost-was."
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posted by scarabic at 3:32 PM on July 15, 2004