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March 23, 2007 7:21 AM Subscribe
What are some ridiculously cheesy lines I can say to a girl?
posted by yeti to human relations (61 answers total) 62 users marked this as a favorite
I’m not looking for cheesy pick-up lines, but rather overly melodramatic or sentimental phrases to say to someone I’m already seeing. For instance, once when we were saying goodbye, I looked her deep into her eyes and sighed, “I never want to let you go. Don’t ever let me.”
The more ridiculous the better. Others I’ve used, also saying farewell, “I miss you already. But don’t think of this as ‘Goodbye,’ think of it as ‘I’ll see you later.’” *Cue soft lens* When we were both tired of walking one night, I offered, “I’ll carry you. I’d carry you through the Bering Straight. I’d settle a whole continent with you.”
What are some more I can whisper to her when she’s locked in my embrace and make us both crack up?