Adorably...spicy hand embroidered wedding handkerchiefs
October 5, 2017 12:20 PM
I need your help with some short phrases to embroider on handkerchiefs for a wedding.
Along the lines of "Keep Your Shit Together" and "For Crying With Class"-two we've already selected. Not too long because of space, but also, hand embroidery takes long enough. We need a few more phrases-both profane and profanity-laden. These will be given to family members and perhaps wedding party members. Some of those people will find curses on a dainty handkerchief fucking fabulous, others not so much.
Trying to stay away from "No Ugly Tears", which like, cry as ugly as you want, but also not seeking mushy-hallmark card-ness. Thanks!
Along the lines of "Keep Your Shit Together" and "For Crying With Class"-two we've already selected. Not too long because of space, but also, hand embroidery takes long enough. We need a few more phrases-both profane and profanity-laden. These will be given to family members and perhaps wedding party members. Some of those people will find curses on a dainty handkerchief fucking fabulous, others not so much.
Trying to stay away from "No Ugly Tears", which like, cry as ugly as you want, but also not seeking mushy-hallmark card-ness. Thanks!
"Fucking Dusty In Here"
posted by RhysPenbras at 12:46 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by RhysPenbras at 12:46 PM on October 5, 2017
Honk If You Love atomicstone + [partner]
posted by mochapickle at 12:47 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by mochapickle at 12:47 PM on October 5, 2017
Deposit lungbutter here
posted by bile and syntax at 12:59 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by bile and syntax at 12:59 PM on October 5, 2017
Who's chopping onions in here?
posted by mollymayhem at 1:09 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by mollymayhem at 1:09 PM on October 5, 2017
I'm not crying... YOU'RE crying.
posted by leastlikelycowgirl at 2:23 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by leastlikelycowgirl at 2:23 PM on October 5, 2017
fucking classy.
weep, motherfucker!
finally, something to cry about.
posted by koroshiya at 2:30 PM on October 5, 2017
weep, motherfucker!
finally, something to cry about.
posted by koroshiya at 2:30 PM on October 5, 2017
Like A Tired, Hungry, Mothereffing Baby
posted by mochapickle at 2:45 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by mochapickle at 2:45 PM on October 5, 2017
I'll give you something to cry about.
If you see someone crying ask if it's about their haircut.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:55 PM on October 5, 2017
If you see someone crying ask if it's about their haircut.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:55 PM on October 5, 2017
happy tears go here
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:23 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:23 PM on October 5, 2017
Damn allergies!
posted by Weeping_angel at 3:52 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by Weeping_angel at 3:52 PM on October 5, 2017
I like to say to my bffs:
ugly crying 4ever
posted by fairlynearlyready at 6:24 PM on October 5, 2017
ugly crying 4ever
posted by fairlynearlyready at 6:24 PM on October 5, 2017
It's their party. I'll cry if I fucking want to.
posted by functionequalsform at 7:20 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by functionequalsform at 7:20 PM on October 5, 2017
Allergies.
posted by functionequalsform at 7:23 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by functionequalsform at 7:23 PM on October 5, 2017
Snot Collector
posted by Diagonalize at 7:30 PM on October 5, 2017
posted by Diagonalize at 7:30 PM on October 5, 2017
Just Something in My Eye
Weep No More, my Lady
Horatio Noseblower
Panky Not Included
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:13 AM on October 6, 2017
Weep No More, my Lady
Horatio Noseblower
Panky Not Included
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:13 AM on October 6, 2017
There’s no crying in baseball
posted by ActionPopulated at 6:50 AM on October 6, 2017
posted by ActionPopulated at 6:50 AM on October 6, 2017
Your Face Is Leaking
or
Stop. Fucking. Leaking.
Snot Rocket Launcher
posted by rmless at 10:38 AM on October 6, 2017
or
Stop. Fucking. Leaking.
Snot Rocket Launcher
posted by rmless at 10:38 AM on October 6, 2017
Lots of best answers. bile and syntax gets gross points. Vivid gross points.
Here's the first one (straight out of the hoop, wrinkled. black blobs are identifying info) "Keep Your Shit Together", I was working on when I wrote the question. Keep 'em coming!
posted by atomicstone at 12:35 PM on October 6, 2017
Here's the first one (straight out of the hoop, wrinkled. black blobs are identifying info) "Keep Your Shit Together", I was working on when I wrote the question. Keep 'em coming!
posted by atomicstone at 12:35 PM on October 6, 2017
Got spilled milk?
posted by jacquilynne at 7:21 PM on October 8, 2017
posted by jacquilynne at 7:21 PM on October 8, 2017
This thread is closed to new comments.
posted by mochapickle at 12:32 PM on October 5, 2017