What are "no" jokes I can make for a site about Trump's tax returns?

September 1, 2016 10:36 AM

What are some jokes I can make for a single serving website about whether Donald Trump has released his tax returns? The website just says "no", but I'm looking for jokes for the twitter feed. Examples: 1, 2, 3. Got anything good?
posted by andoatnp to Law & Government (10 answers total)

Darth Vader Nooooooooo!
posted by mcstayinskool at 10:40 AM on September 1, 2016

"Noooo!" movies.
posted by plinth at 10:48 AM on September 1, 2016

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/098/095/5d4.gif
posted by michaelh at 10:50 AM on September 1, 2016 [2 favorites]

DAYS SINCE
DONALD TRUMP
RELEASED HIS TAXES:
∞
posted by Etrigan at 11:03 AM on September 1, 2016 [1 favorite]

Are you here?
posted by Dashy at 11:21 AM on September 1, 2016

Let's ask Chris Christie.
posted by Johnny Assay at 11:26 AM on September 1, 2016 [3 favorites]

vide-nos work too?
posted by Namlit at 11:37 AM on September 1, 2016

Was Barack Obama born in Kenya?
Will Mexico pay for the wall?
Has the New York Times failed yet?
Do vaccines cause autism?
Have the Minnesota Vikings won a Super Bowl?
posted by sparklemotion at 1:37 PM on September 1, 2016 [2 favorites]

Grumpy Cat?
posted by stevis23 at 2:41 PM on September 1, 2016

Hell freezing over
Pigs flying
The second coming/end of the world
Trumps headstone / a skeleton
posted by SyraCarol at 3:08 PM on September 1, 2016