I have, for the first time, at age 26, developed mild conjunctivitis in my right eye. For someone who typically gets sick once every 2+ years -- even while others around him fall victim to whatever cold or flu happens to be making the rounds -- this seems to be little more than an annoyance. Since moving to Seattle in 2001, I have yet to find myself in a condition that warranted the acquisition and/or consultation of a doctor.
Research conducted via This American Internet indicates that the disease (I rate bacterial conjunctivitis on
this chart) tends to run its course in a week whether or not medical consultation is sought. Opinions on whether immediate treatment is necessary run the gamut from "Eh." to "OH NOEZ!!!11"
I can rule out infection due to STDs like gonorrhoea, chlamydia or herpes, as those seem tied to copious amounts of discharge from the eye (absent), and I haven't had contact with any third-party genitalia in quite some time. Similarly, I can all but eliminate allergic conjunctivitis from the realm of possibility because I have no known allergies except cats (absent), and don't wear contact lenses.
So, all of you non-doctors in the audience, I put it to you: Must I actively seek treatment for this inconvenient malady, or is it sufficient to sequester myself in a Miss Havisham-like fashion and to wash my hands with ever-increasing ferocity and volumes of antibacterial soap? (If worse comes to worst, I am both well-insured and burdened by copious amounts of money. But finding a doctor -- particularly at 4:00am on a Sunday -- seems like such a damned chore.)
posted by NucleophilicAttack at 4:24 AM on October 30, 2005