How can I convince Mormon missionaries to stop visiting my house?
February 25, 2014 3:57 PM Subscribe
Is there anything (excepting ridiculous things like opening the door naked) that I can do to get blacklisted by Mormom missionaries?
posted by Saminal to Religion & Philosophy (57 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
We live in a neighborhood that is constantly being visited by Mormons. It seems like it's usually at least twice a month. Usually I just don't open the door, but lately I've been more and more irritated by their presence.
Many months back I brought our two foster children home from school and they were messing about with a kitten in the front yard while I went in to use the bathroom. When I got back outside two Mormons were chatting with them which set my teeth on edge. There was no way for them to know they were foster children and they were likely just being friendly. I know.
Then a couple times over the past few months they've caught me getting out of my car or getting the mail or walking the dog and they are a little pushy and it is off putting. I would like to not have to deal with these people any more. Is there a way to at least get them to stop coming to the house? I've asked them not to come, I've been rude, ignored etc.
Is there a magic word or something to get them to stop visiting my house? I realize them being in the neighborhood is sadly just a fact of life but I'd at least like to keep them away from my door.