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June 4, 2013 1:21 AM Subscribe
Need to find songs about sex for a funny mix-album as part of my brother's wedding present.
My brother and I were on safari once and watching lions mate, he thought it was hysterical to dial up Marvin Gaye on the ipod and blare tunes like Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On. My wife then thought it would be funny to make him and the wife-to-be an album of similar stuff. So we're looking for popular / hit titles that are explicitly about sex but maybe with a funny slant to them as well. We're also trying to think similar to a "period mix" (like this one) - songs maybe not exactly about sex but where the name of the song is ironically fitting. Not: great songs to have sex to, more: funny songs to think about having sex to.
Thanks!
My brother and I were on safari once and watching lions mate, he thought it was hysterical to dial up Marvin Gaye on the ipod and blare tunes like Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On. My wife then thought it would be funny to make him and the wife-to-be an album of similar stuff. So we're looking for popular / hit titles that are explicitly about sex but maybe with a funny slant to them as well. We're also trying to think similar to a "period mix" (like this one) - songs maybe not exactly about sex but where the name of the song is ironically fitting. Not: great songs to have sex to, more: funny songs to think about having sex to.
Thanks!
Best answer: Flight of the Conchords - Business Time is a must.
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
Salt n Pepa - Shoop
KC & the Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy (for more in the hip-hop vein, see this AskMeFi thread)
posted by knile at 1:38 AM on June 4, 2013 [4 favorites]
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
Salt n Pepa - Shoop
KC & the Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy (for more in the hip-hop vein, see this AskMeFi thread)
posted by knile at 1:38 AM on June 4, 2013 [4 favorites]
Mousse T. "I'm horney"
Tom Jones "Sex Bomb"
posted by runincircles at 1:44 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Tom Jones "Sex Bomb"
posted by runincircles at 1:44 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Strokin — Clarence Carter
posted by wemayfreeze at 2:03 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by wemayfreeze at 2:03 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away -- it's on The Teaches of Peaches but you may also recognize it from the movie Lost In Translation
posted by janey47 at 2:16 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by janey47 at 2:16 AM on June 4, 2013
Pony - Ginuwine
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - TISM
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - Bloodhound Gang
posted by Squee at 2:25 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - TISM
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - Bloodhound Gang
posted by Squee at 2:25 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]
Not so much about sex as what happens next: Ronnie And The Ramblers - Shotgun Wedding
posted by MuffinMan at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by MuffinMan at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013
ok so closer is probably a bad choice for the mixtape, but it would be pretty hilarious for lions to bang to.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]
Tangentially about sex - in the sense that it references the Ten Commandments - but would be hilarious and fit what you are looking for: Charlton Heston - Stump.
posted by MuffinMan at 3:09 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by MuffinMan at 3:09 AM on June 4, 2013
Would you...? (Go to bed with me) - Touch and Go
(Have to second "Business Time", which is hilarious. Flight of the Conchords' "If You're Into It" might also fit the bill, and there are probably others too.)
posted by Cheese Monster at 3:29 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
(Have to second "Business Time", which is hilarious. Flight of the Conchords' "If You're Into It" might also fit the bill, and there are probably others too.)
posted by Cheese Monster at 3:29 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Thus Spake Zarathustra (from 2001: A Space Odyssey) or the original Power Rangers theme song would probably get a giggle out of me if mixed in with the rest of the sexy sex songs (the Speed Racer theme song would also apply). Also Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins.
posted by Diagonalize at 3:34 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Diagonalize at 3:34 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
posted by empath at 3:41 AM on June 4, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by empath at 3:41 AM on June 4, 2013 [3 favorites]
Best answer: Ohhhhhh you need Flex.
And no unsexy sex mix is complete without Afternoon Delight.
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:54 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
And no unsexy sex mix is complete without Afternoon Delight.
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:54 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off
And there is an entire series of sex-themed albums available on Amazon
posted by megatherium at 3:59 AM on June 4, 2013
And there is an entire series of sex-themed albums available on Amazon
posted by megatherium at 3:59 AM on June 4, 2013
Also, look at Billboard's "50 Sexiest Songs." Spoiler alert: hilariously unsexy.
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:01 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:01 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
You can go a little bit underground with Lil Louis - French Kiss
posted by empath at 4:05 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by empath at 4:05 AM on June 4, 2013
Best answer: Prince -- Cream
Salt N Pepa -- Push it
Led Zeppelin -- You shook me
posted by loveyallaround at 4:41 AM on June 4, 2013
Salt N Pepa -- Push it
Led Zeppelin -- You shook me
posted by loveyallaround at 4:41 AM on June 4, 2013
John Prine - Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
posted by Brodiggitty at 5:15 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Brodiggitty at 5:15 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]
The Revolting Cocks cover of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" is pretty good — I definitely like it better than Rod Stewart's original.
posted by Johnny Assay at 5:21 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Johnny Assay at 5:21 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Almost half of the blues and early rock-n-roll has humorous sexual undertones or is a full-on dirty song. The older stuff may not be a good fit for a wedding, but you could try something like My Ding-a-Ling by Chuck Berry.
posted by Dr Dracator at 5:48 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by Dr Dracator at 5:48 AM on June 4, 2013
Keep It Greasy.....so it'll go down easy
Another FZ choice might be I Have Been In You.
posted by TedW at 6:06 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Another FZ choice might be I Have Been In You.
posted by TedW at 6:06 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]
Best answer: Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You
R. Kelly - Bump and Grind
LL Cool J - Doin' It
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 6:29 AM on June 4, 2013
R. Kelly - Bump and Grind
LL Cool J - Doin' It
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 6:29 AM on June 4, 2013
Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell
posted by corey flood at 6:29 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by corey flood at 6:29 AM on June 4, 2013
Let's Talk About Sex (maybe as a first track?, if not The Lion Sleeps...)
posted by acm at 7:26 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by acm at 7:26 AM on June 4, 2013
Prince's Get Off, Vibrator, and, especially, Jack U Off.
posted by MrMoonPie at 9:35 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by MrMoonPie at 9:35 AM on June 4, 2013
My friend did a rework of Je T'aime by Gainsbourg but replaced all the people with cats in heat. I don't really know if that will help but, Je-taime Meow Non Plus
For fewer felines, Fuck You All The Time by Jeramih and Thinkin About You or Undress You by Giraffage seem a good place to go.
posted by burntbook at 10:21 AM on June 4, 2013
For fewer felines, Fuck You All The Time by Jeramih and Thinkin About You or Undress You by Giraffage seem a good place to go.
posted by burntbook at 10:21 AM on June 4, 2013
The most silly sex song I know is Benny Benassi's Satisfaction.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:24 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:24 AM on June 4, 2013
The People's Choice - I Likes to Do It
(De La Soul fans will recognize a sample.)
posted by hydrophonic at 10:27 AM on June 4, 2013
(De La Soul fans will recognize a sample.)
posted by hydrophonic at 10:27 AM on June 4, 2013
James, Laid (hit in the UK, college hit in U.S.)
Happy Monday, Bob's Yer Uncle (not a hit, but it's filthy, so I offer it anyway.)
posted by scody at 10:43 AM on June 4, 2013
Happy Monday, Bob's Yer Uncle (not a hit, but it's filthy, so I offer it anyway.)
posted by scody at 10:43 AM on June 4, 2013
"gimme an hour in your garden, baby
(and i'll show you how to plant a rose)"
papa john knows...about a little "time out for sex."
posted by oigocosas at 11:09 AM on June 4, 2013
(and i'll show you how to plant a rose)"
papa john knows...about a little "time out for sex."
posted by oigocosas at 11:09 AM on June 4, 2013
hmm.
link button not working for me....
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy!
posted by oigocosas at 11:12 AM on June 4, 2013
link button not working for me....
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy!
posted by oigocosas at 11:12 AM on June 4, 2013
Tenacious D, Fuck Her Gently
posted by Ms Vegetable at 11:17 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by Ms Vegetable at 11:17 AM on June 4, 2013
The silliest sex song I know is the Benny Hill theme tune.
posted by MuffinMan at 11:41 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by MuffinMan at 11:41 AM on June 4, 2013
Best answer: Jimmy Buffet - Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?
posted by JoeZydeco at 11:54 AM on June 4, 2013
posted by JoeZydeco at 11:54 AM on June 4, 2013
Any of many raunchy AC/DC songs: "Girl's Got Rhythm", "You Shook Me All Night Long", "Givin' the Dog a Bone", etc.
Motorhead "Orgasmatron"
White Stripes "My Doorbell"
Spinal Tap "Sex Farm", "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"
posted by Boxenmacher at 12:41 PM on June 4, 2013
Motorhead "Orgasmatron"
White Stripes "My Doorbell"
Spinal Tap "Sex Farm", "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"
posted by Boxenmacher at 12:41 PM on June 4, 2013
On the funny front, there is Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently".
posted by frecklefaerie at 1:11 PM on June 4, 2013
posted by frecklefaerie at 1:11 PM on June 4, 2013
Almost anything from MC Paul Barman would work. Maybe Cock Mobster or MTV Get Off the Air. He's clever as hell, too. Seeing the current best answers, though, they might not be a good fit.
posted by that's candlepin at 1:28 PM on June 4, 2013
posted by that's candlepin at 1:28 PM on June 4, 2013
Barry White - I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby
Foreigner - Urgent
Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love
Van Halen - Black and Blue
And for added silliness, I've always gotten a kick out of Ronnie & Kayla's Date Song from "Run Ronnie Run"
posted by sambosambo at 1:51 PM on June 4, 2013
Foreigner - Urgent
Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love
Van Halen - Black and Blue
And for added silliness, I've always gotten a kick out of Ronnie & Kayla's Date Song from "Run Ronnie Run"
posted by sambosambo at 1:51 PM on June 4, 2013
Business Time for sure. "Taking out the recycling is not part of foreplay but it's still very important."
posted by vignettist at 2:27 PM on June 4, 2013
posted by vignettist at 2:27 PM on June 4, 2013
"Sledgehammer" - Peter Gabriel
"Strip" - Adam Ant
"Sit On My Face" - Monty Python
"I'm Your Man" - Wham!
"Darling Nikki" - Prince
posted by SisterHavana at 2:39 PM on June 4, 2013
"Strip" - Adam Ant
"Sit On My Face" - Monty Python
"I'm Your Man" - Wham!
"Darling Nikki" - Prince
posted by SisterHavana at 2:39 PM on June 4, 2013
Viklas - So Good at Sex
Hammerheads - Everybody Get Laid Tonight
Tehcnically "Everybody Get Laid Tonight" is mostly about Jesus fighting vampires, but if you just listen to the chorus, it's a decent butt-rock sex anthem.
You could also look into the work of Steel Panther, but it's much more raunchy than the suggestions above.
posted by Durhey at 5:07 PM on June 4, 2013
Hammerheads - Everybody Get Laid Tonight
Tehcnically "Everybody Get Laid Tonight" is mostly about Jesus fighting vampires, but if you just listen to the chorus, it's a decent butt-rock sex anthem.
You could also look into the work of Steel Panther, but it's much more raunchy than the suggestions above.
posted by Durhey at 5:07 PM on June 4, 2013
Response by poster: Thanks everybody - lots to work with here.
posted by allkindsoftime at 6:43 PM on June 4, 2013
posted by allkindsoftime at 6:43 PM on June 4, 2013
Beck - Debra
It's a legitimately great work of blue-eyed soul which, if you listen to the lyrics, is also completely hilarious. Musically, it draws from the same well as Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On.
posted by Mendl at 2:29 PM on June 5, 2013
It's a legitimately great work of blue-eyed soul which, if you listen to the lyrics, is also completely hilarious. Musically, it draws from the same well as Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On.
posted by Mendl at 2:29 PM on June 5, 2013
WFMU has got some mp3's for you. With songs like "Warm my Wiener" and "Cocksucker Blues", this list is a gold mine. Make sure you listen to "Shave 'em Dry". WARNING: all songs definitely NSFW!
posted by MexicanYenta at 6:43 AM on June 6, 2013
posted by MexicanYenta at 6:43 AM on June 6, 2013
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posted by themanwho at 1:29 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]