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Need to find songs about sex for a funny mix-album as part of my brother's wedding present.

My brother and I were on safari once and watching lions mate, he thought it was hysterical to dial up Marvin Gaye on the ipod and blare tunes like Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On. My wife then thought it would be funny to make him and the wife-to-be an album of similar stuff. So we're looking for popular / hit titles that are explicitly about sex but maybe with a funny slant to them as well. We're also trying to think similar to a "period mix" (like this one) - songs maybe not exactly about sex but where the name of the song is ironically fitting. Not: great songs to have sex to, more: funny songs to think about having sex to.

Thanks!
posted by allkindsoftime to Media & Arts (65 answers total) 21 users marked this as a favorite
 
Just making sure that you're planning to work "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in there somewhere.
posted by themanwho at 1:29 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Whenever someone asks me what my wife and I danced to at our wedding, I lie and tell them it was Do Me by Bell Biv DeVoe. Awkward silence ensues.
posted by MoonOrb at 1:29 AM on June 4, 2013




Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
posted by sconbie at 1:40 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]


Mousse T. "I'm horney"

Tom Jones "Sex Bomb"
posted by runincircles at 1:44 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Strokin — Clarence Carter
posted by wemayfreeze at 2:03 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away -- it's on The Teaches of Peaches but you may also recognize it from the movie Lost In Translation
posted by janey47 at 2:16 AM on June 4, 2013


Pony - Ginuwine
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - TISM
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - Bloodhound Gang
posted by Squee at 2:25 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]


Not so much about sex as what happens next: Ronnie And The Ramblers - Shotgun Wedding
posted by MuffinMan at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013


George Michael - I Want Your Sex
posted by candyland at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013


ok so closer is probably a bad choice for the mixtape, but it would be pretty hilarious for lions to bang to.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:03 AM on June 4, 2013 [3 favorites]


Tangentially about sex - in the sense that it references the Ten Commandments - but would be hilarious and fit what you are looking for: Charlton Heston - Stump.
posted by MuffinMan at 3:09 AM on June 4, 2013


Would you...? (Go to bed with me) - Touch and Go

(Have to second "Business Time", which is hilarious. Flight of the Conchords' "If You're Into It" might also fit the bill, and there are probably others too.)
posted by Cheese Monster at 3:29 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Detachable Penis by King Missle.
posted by Seymour Zamboni at 3:30 AM on June 4, 2013 [3 favorites]


Thus Spake Zarathustra (from 2001: A Space Odyssey) or the original Power Rangers theme song would probably get a giggle out of me if mixed in with the rest of the sexy sex songs (the Speed Racer theme song would also apply). Also Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins.
posted by Diagonalize at 3:34 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Keep It Greasy.....so it'll go down easy
posted by thelonius at 3:38 AM on June 4, 2013


Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
posted by empath at 3:41 AM on June 4, 2013 [3 favorites]


Prince - Erotic City
NIN - Closer
posted by empath at 3:42 AM on June 4, 2013


Jonathan Coulton - First of May
posted by Monsieur Caution at 3:49 AM on June 4, 2013 [2 favorites]


Ohhhhhh you need Flex.

And no unsexy sex mix is complete without Afternoon Delight.
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:54 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off
And there is an entire series of sex-themed albums available on Amazon
posted by megatherium at 3:59 AM on June 4, 2013


Also, look at Billboard's "50 Sexiest Songs." Spoiler alert: hilariously unsexy.
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:01 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


You can go a little bit underground with Lil Louis - French Kiss
posted by empath at 4:05 AM on June 4, 2013


Berlin - Sex (I'm a). Over-the-top 80s-ness.
posted by fikri at 4:19 AM on June 4, 2013


Prince -- Cream
Salt N Pepa -- Push it
Led Zeppelin -- You shook me
posted by loveyallaround at 4:41 AM on June 4, 2013




Orgasm Addict - for those alone times.
posted by h00py at 5:19 AM on June 4, 2013


The Revolting Cocks cover of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" is pretty good — I definitely like it better than Rod Stewart's original.
posted by Johnny Assay at 5:21 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Why Don't We Do It In The Road - The Beatles
posted by h00py at 5:22 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Silk - Freaky
posted by goo at 5:42 AM on June 4, 2013


Almost half of the blues and early rock-n-roll has humorous sexual undertones or is a full-on dirty song. The older stuff may not be a good fit for a wedding, but you could try something like My Ding-a-Ling by Chuck Berry.
posted by Dr Dracator at 5:48 AM on June 4, 2013


Je T'aime - Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin
posted by h00py at 6:06 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Genesis, "Counting Out Time"
posted by goethean at 6:06 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Keep It Greasy.....so it'll go down easy

Another FZ choice might be I Have Been In You.
posted by TedW at 6:06 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Camel Walk - Southern Culture On The Skids
posted by tommasz at 6:19 AM on June 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You
R. Kelly - Bump and Grind
LL Cool J - Doin' It
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 6:29 AM on June 4, 2013


Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell
posted by corey flood at 6:29 AM on June 4, 2013


XTC - Pink Thing
posted by omnidrew at 7:12 AM on June 4, 2013


Lonely Island ft. Akon - I Just Had Sex
posted by ChuraChura at 7:22 AM on June 4, 2013


Let's Talk About Sex (maybe as a first track?, if not The Lion Sleeps...)
posted by acm at 7:26 AM on June 4, 2013


Prince's Get Off, Vibrator, and, especially, Jack U Off.
posted by MrMoonPie at 9:35 AM on June 4, 2013


My friend did a rework of Je T'aime by Gainsbourg but replaced all the people with cats in heat. I don't really know if that will help but, Je-taime Meow Non Plus
For fewer felines, Fuck You All The Time by Jeramih and Thinkin About You or Undress You by Giraffage seem a good place to go.
posted by burntbook at 10:21 AM on June 4, 2013


The most silly sex song I know is Benny Benassi's Satisfaction.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:24 AM on June 4, 2013


The People's Choice - I Likes to Do It
(De La Soul fans will recognize a sample.)
posted by hydrophonic at 10:27 AM on June 4, 2013


James, Laid (hit in the UK, college hit in U.S.)
Happy Monday, Bob's Yer Uncle (not a hit, but it's filthy, so I offer it anyway.)
posted by scody at 10:43 AM on June 4, 2013


"gimme an hour in your garden, baby
(and i'll show you how to plant a rose)"

papa john knows...about a little "time out for sex."

posted by oigocosas at 11:09 AM on June 4, 2013


hmm.
link button not working for me....

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy!
posted by oigocosas at 11:12 AM on June 4, 2013


Tenacious D, Fuck Her Gently
posted by Ms Vegetable at 11:17 AM on June 4, 2013


Detroit grand pubahs - sandwiches
posted by empath at 11:27 AM on June 4, 2013


The silliest sex song I know is the Benny Hill theme tune.
posted by MuffinMan at 11:41 AM on June 4, 2013


Jimmy Buffet - Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?
posted by JoeZydeco at 11:54 AM on June 4, 2013


Any of many raunchy AC/DC songs: "Girl's Got Rhythm", "You Shook Me All Night Long", "Givin' the Dog a Bone", etc.

Motorhead "Orgasmatron"

White Stripes "My Doorbell"

Spinal Tap "Sex Farm", "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"
posted by Boxenmacher at 12:41 PM on June 4, 2013


On the funny front, there is Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently".
posted by frecklefaerie at 1:11 PM on June 4, 2013


Almost anything from MC Paul Barman would work. Maybe Cock Mobster or MTV Get Off the Air. He's clever as hell, too. Seeing the current best answers, though, they might not be a good fit.
posted by that's candlepin at 1:28 PM on June 4, 2013




Barry White - I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby

Foreigner - Urgent

Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love

Van Halen - Black and Blue

And for added silliness, I've always gotten a kick out of Ronnie & Kayla's Date Song from "Run Ronnie Run"
posted by sambosambo at 1:51 PM on June 4, 2013


G-Unit - I Wanna Get to Know You
posted by anderjen at 1:51 PM on June 4, 2013


Business Time for sure. "Taking out the recycling is not part of foreplay but it's still very important."
posted by vignettist at 2:27 PM on June 4, 2013


"Sledgehammer" - Peter Gabriel
"Strip" - Adam Ant
"Sit On My Face" - Monty Python
"I'm Your Man" - Wham!
"Darling Nikki" - Prince
posted by SisterHavana at 2:39 PM on June 4, 2013


Viklas - So Good at Sex
Hammerheads - Everybody Get Laid Tonight
Tehcnically "Everybody Get Laid Tonight" is mostly about Jesus fighting vampires, but if you just listen to the chorus, it's a decent butt-rock sex anthem.

You could also look into the work of Steel Panther, but it's much more raunchy than the suggestions above.
posted by Durhey at 5:07 PM on June 4, 2013


Storm Large 8 Miles Wide
posted by bunderful at 5:20 PM on June 4, 2013


dinosaur sex by family fodder
posted by noloveforned at 6:27 PM on June 4, 2013


Thanks everybody - lots to work with here.
posted by allkindsoftime at 6:43 PM on June 4, 2013


Beck - Debra
It's a legitimately great work of blue-eyed soul which, if you listen to the lyrics, is also completely hilarious. Musically, it draws from the same well as Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On.
posted by Mendl at 2:29 PM on June 5, 2013


WFMU has got some mp3's for you. With songs like "Warm my Wiener" and "Cocksucker Blues", this list is a gold mine. Make sure you listen to "Shave 'em Dry". WARNING: all songs definitely NSFW!
posted by MexicanYenta at 6:43 AM on June 6, 2013


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