I ain't passed the bar but i know a little bit July 9, 2011 7:36 PMSubscribe
Law-related song suggestions?
My girlfriend is currently studying 20 hours a day for the NY bar and has indicated that a relevant mix might make this more bearable. Thus, I am seeking suggestions for songs that are wholly or partially about legal things, especially if they portray the whole institution as a giant farce (she's a little bitter right now). Songs that examine an unrelated subject via figurative use of legal terminology are also encouraged. Thanks so much!!
First, my condolences to your GF on studying for the bar. It sucks. Unequivocally.
In general, I can recommend The Capitol Steps. They do lots of parody - their stuff from the Clinton sex scandal is particularly entertaining. Come to think of it, they may be more appropriate for after she finishes studying to wind down.
Songs:
Criminal by Fiona Apple
I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley posted by Leezie at 7:55 PM on July 9, 2011
Definitely do NOT put I Fought the Law on the mix. Completely the wrong message for someone studying for the bar. posted by Admiral Haddock at 7:58 PM on July 9, 2011
Definitely do NOT put I Fought the Law on the mix. Completely the wrong message for someone studying for the bar.
Don Henley, The Garden of Allah. (Wow, tough to find a good video or lyrics link.) Trust me, the "expert witness" is right up her alley. posted by SPrintF at 8:36 PM on July 9, 2011
Somewhere they can't find me - Simon and Garfunkel
Outlaw Heart - Tiger Army
Aginst th' Law - Billy Bragg and Wilco
Alice's Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
Anatomy of your enemy - Anti-Flag
Clandestino - Manu Chao
The Defense - Bad Religion posted by iamkimiam at 8:42 PM on July 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Even the Dog Can Shake Hands-- Warren Zevon posted by Ideefixe at 8:51 PM on July 9, 2011
David Lindley and El Rayo X - Talk to the Lawyer
Steve Earle - Billy Austin
Chris Whitley - Livin with the Law posted by timsteil at 8:53 PM on July 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
B-52's - Legal Tender (a great song about counterfeiting money) posted by mynameisluka at 9:33 PM on July 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Chris De Burgh - Patricia the Stripper (about a 1920s burlesque dancer arrested for obscenity who dances at her defense). posted by zanni at 9:38 PM on July 9, 2011
Sequestered In Memphis - The Hold Steady. Probably the only song with 'subpoenaed' in the chorus.
One For The Cutters - The Hold Steady. More about the court case
Let Him Dangle - Elvis Costello
The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carol - Bob Dylan
both about miscarriages of justice
Long Black Veil -Johnny Cash? Traditional? A man hangs because he won't admit to betraying his best friend
Mercy Seat - Nick Cave. Song about the death penalty
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - The Beatles. Last verse takes place in a courtroom
Prison Bound - Social Distortion 'I did the crime I'll do the time' posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 9:43 PM on July 9, 2011
By way of spice, in contrast to the aforementioned:
Dave Frishberg: "My Attorney Bernie"
And pretty much anything from Gilbert and Sullivan's Trial By Jury, for example "The Judge's Song"" (aka "When I, Good Friends, Was Called to the Bar"). posted by Quinbus Flestrin at 9:47 PM on July 9, 2011
X-Cops - You Have The Right To Remain Silent (Album) - A GWAR side project from the mid 90's, a mixed bag of songs depicting law enforcement in a twisted/cartoon-ish light.
The Streets- The Irony of it All (it's basically about why it's stupid that pot's not legal when alcohol is, the "drunk" guy goes on about how he's a law abiding citizen and I think it's pretty funny.) posted by GastrocNemesis at 10:16 PM on July 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Showdown -- Propaghandi ("I do not require a case for freedoms of speech / Cause I never asked to be a citizen." "Waking up each morning with confusion in my eyes..." "Tension in the air I cannot bear / so what the fuck am I accomplishing? / Absolutely nothing! / All these words are boring." "Those who see through the lies / are quickly gagged and bound / Ambitions realized. / Tear the whole fucking thing down!") posted by salvia at 11:02 PM on July 9, 2011
Swordfishtrombone, Tom Waits (primarily for the lyric "He got twenty years for lovin' her / From some Oklahoma governor") posted by scody at 11:28 PM on July 9, 2011
"Razzle Dazzle" from Chicago
"Criminal Intent" by Robyn
"I'm Only a Bill" from Schoolhouse Rock
"Smooth Criminal" (you have your choice of artists) posted by jph at 11:31 PM on July 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
If G&S floats her boat, there's a lot. Gilbert was a barrister, after all. In addition to the ones from Trial by Jury,there's the Lord Chancellor's Song from Iolanthe, the first Lord of the Admiralty's Song from The Pirates of Penzance and best of all the Mikado's Song ("My object all sublime ...") from, er, The Mikado. The last one is really about crime and punishment rather than lawyers per se, but is too good not to include. You might notice that Gilbert is pretty savage with his fellow lawyers. You might also note the savage dig at my own slice of the law in The Mikado: "That's the slovenly way these Acts are always drafted" (or words to that effect). posted by Logophiliac at 8:24 AM on July 10, 2011 [1 favorite]
I'm in the same boat and the last thing I want my mix music to be about is the law! She's studying 20 hours a day??? I feel like crap now. posted by Sylvia Plath's terrible fish at 9:37 AM on July 10, 2011
'I Fought the Law' is a great suggestion, but you might need the Dead Kennedys version. posted by box at 12:15 PM on July 10, 2011
How about the soundtrack to Legally Blonde the Musical? It was nominated for Best Original Score at the Tonys the year it came out.
Particularly law-related songs include Blood in the Water (about how law students need to learn to be 'sharks' if they want to succeed) and The Harvard Variations (three pompous law students singing about how they got in to Harvard).
Particularly motivational (and still kind of law-related) songs include What You Want (Elle's plan to get into Harvard, including taking her LSATs and convincing the admissions panel to let her in), Chip On My Shoulder (Emmet convinces Elle to sacrifice free time and holidays to study, because it'll be worth it in the end) and So Much Better (Elle is selected for a highly competitive intern position and sings about how amazing she feels and how the study and sacrifices were all worthwhile, and made her into a better person). posted by lovedbymarylane at 12:24 AM on July 11, 2011
She's studying 20 hours a day??? I feel like crap now.
Oh no! Definite hyperbole on my part. (It is, however, the amount of time she would have to be studying before she might believe that she is going to pass. Which she will. As will you.)
Thanks so much for all your suggestions - the mix is in the works!! posted by granted at 12:56 PM on July 11, 2011 [2 favorites]
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