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March 10, 2011 5:09 AM Subscribe
What are some impossible promises I can make for humor's sake? Snake-oil type promises? Late night informercial type promises? Or nice movie-based premises of supremacy?
posted by arniec to grab bag (40 answers total) 16 users marked this as a favorite
I used to love on Scott Adams' Dilbert Newsletter how he would start by saying that by subscribing to the newsletter Dogbert would make us one of the ruling overlords in the new world order.
I would like some lines of similar type for a project I'm working on. I've used a few, such as "Reading this newsletter will make you more attractive to members of the opposite sex" etc. but I would like some more humorous, ironic, impossible promises to make.
It's a movie based newsletter so anything that is based on film scenarios would work as well.