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February 12, 2011 7:35 PM

quick! low-maint. costume for destiny's child themed party?

my first idea fell through. i'm a guy. i have a few oddties in my wardrobe but am generally limited. ideas?

posted by elephantsvanish to Grab Bag (9 answers total)

Tape your phone bill, water bill, electric bill, etc., all over your clothes and go as "Bills, Bills, Bills."
posted by amyms at 7:43 PM on February 12, 2011 [3 favorites]

Go as a pirate and be 'booty'-licious.
posted by TooFewShoes at 7:46 PM on February 12, 2011

Wear a nametag and go around asking people to "Say My Name."
posted by SisterHavana at 7:48 PM on February 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

Or wear a nametag that reads "LeToya" and get mad when people don't recognize you. Glower at any Beyonces.
posted by Metroid Baby at 8:20 PM on February 12, 2011 [4 favorites]

Buy a blonde wig, and dance furiously. You're SASHA FIERCE.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:30 PM on February 12, 2011

Soldier. Get some faux gold chains, jeans & a jersey. Or if you feel like your status aint hood, get some fatigues and let people figure it out.
posted by cashman at 9:42 PM on February 12, 2011

camo
posted by charlotteCharles at 1:45 AM on February 13, 2011

Wear a name tag that says "Waterfalls, J." When people ask, pretend to leave and say you're "Don't Go Jason Waterfalls." When they tell you thats TLC and not Destiny's Child, say "Wait is this 826 Maple Avenue or 828? Oh god, how embarrassing."
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 8:08 AM on February 13, 2011 [5 favorites]

you're all good, doublehappy. who would name their kid "chasin'"? jason, on the other hand.....
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:52 PM on February 13, 2011