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October 17, 2010 12:54 PM Subscribe
For Halloweeen I'm going to be Valentine's Day and pass out homemade Valentines to people. I need a lot of repurposed pick-up lines and dirty jokes and terrible puns for the cards. Think "I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU!" for drunken adults.
posted by Juliet Banana to writing & language (12 answers total) 28 users marked this as a favorite
I'm into bicycles, drinking, and hitting on hipsters, so if you've got anything along those lines bring it on. My middle name is Cupcake and there's got to be at least a billion cream-filling/frosting jokes there. I love living in Chicago and plan to make as many jokes about The Crotch (aka Six Corners) as I can. I can draw pretty well so visual jokes are also ok. I have absolutely no problem with being absolutely filthy and/or offensive. They can also be the dumbest jokes ever and I'll still find them funny.