Help me roast a friend.
December 3, 2009 8:45 PM Subscribe
I am roasting a friend for his birthday in a couple of weeks and I need some one liners and zingers.
I know that there are a lot of one liner websites out there but I wanted actual human input. My friend is turning 30 in a few weeks and I'm wondering if any of you have any one liners, zingers, or insults on the following subjects:
1. Turning 30
2. Being bald
4. Being in a long relationship and unable to commit to marriage.
Feel free to add any general insults that could tickle a drunk audience.
I have some very specific things I'm going to joke about in regards to my relationship with him and his personality but need some comedy to fill in the gaps. Your comedic genius is greatly appreciated!