Baby shower gift for D&D player?

May 7, 2009 6:41 AM

Help! Clueless dorks need to come up with a baby shower gift for our Dungeon Master.

My web fu is failing me. Here's hoping the Hive can help.

I'm looking for a Dungeons and Dragons style or similar gift for a baby shower. It seems like there must be something like a little infant's shirt with a d20 on it, but I can't seem to find it.

It really needs to be a D&D or RPG themed gift-- this is for our Dungeon Master for a regular campaign that has been meeting for a while. It will be a gift from the group to the DM. The gift should be for a baby, and it would be nice if it was fairly inexpensive.

I'd be super grateful for any suggestions at all... After checking sites like ThinkGeek I'm still at a loss.

posted by seasparrow to Shopping (13 answers total)

Maybe these? (I'd check to make sure they are safe for newborns.)
posted by JoanArkham at 6:44 AM on May 7, 2009

Best answer: I searched for "Dungeons and Dragons Onesie" and got this, amongst many other results.

I particularly like the +5 shirt of pooping.
posted by sickinthehead at 6:44 AM on May 7, 2009

Best answer: level 1 human onesie looks good.
posted by sciencegeek at 6:45 AM on May 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

Level One Human
posted by ursus_comiter at 6:46 AM on May 7, 2009

Jinx!
posted by ursus_comiter at 6:47 AM on May 7, 2009

More
posted by sickinthehead at 6:48 AM on May 7, 2009

Response by poster: @sickinthehead and all the rest:

"ONESIE"

So that's what they are called? I told you we were clueless. Many many thanks!
posted by seasparrow at 6:49 AM on May 7, 2009

If you're really clueless, let me just point out that the +5 Shirt of Pooping is IMHO a better call. A lot of new parents are... sensitive... about putting their kid in any kind of branded stuff. Unless the J!NX brand has a special place in your communal hearts, I'd just... skip that one.

Also babies are very small. Their asses make poor billboards.
posted by DarlingBri at 7:31 AM on May 7, 2009

Just my 2cents, but buy as big a size as you can. The little munchkins grow out of the small onesies in the blink of an eye. Yeah, they might not be using it straight away, but believe me, kids never stop needing clothes.
posted by Frasermoo at 7:49 AM on May 7, 2009

Check out Threadless, they have some amazing onesies. Not D&D related but the parents would definitely love them.
posted by Sufi at 10:50 AM on May 7, 2009

My bad, I didn't fully read the question ("must be D&D related"). Onesie and Toddler Tee.
posted by Sufi at 11:04 AM on May 7, 2009

Best answer: The one issue I have with the lvl 1 Human onesie is that the AC is listed as 6... which would be true if the baby was a Medium sized creature - i.e. 5-6 feet tall or so. A 'Tiny' with DEX 3 would be AC 8. Annnd the proper abbreviation of Charisma is CHA, not CHR. Also, good lord I'm a nerd.
posted by FatherDagon at 1:11 PM on May 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

So two issues, really.
posted by FatherDagon at 1:11 PM on May 7, 2009 [1 favorite]