A man dies and arrives at the pearly gates.Obviously that is a gross exaggeration but some days it really can feel like that.
St Peter tells him "You sir are a unique case - the amount of good you have done is perfectly balanced by the amount of bad you have done. We are left with having to give you the option of deciding where you want to spend eternity Heaven or Hell?"
The man considers briefly and says: "Well, Heaven looks nice but I am afraid I might get bored and I don't really know anything about Hell. Would it be possible for me to visit Hell for a week and give you an answer after that."
St Peter agrees and the man is sent to Hell for a week. Much to his surprise Hell is actually an amazing white sand beach. He spends a week relaxing in a hammock while beautiful women bring him frozen drinks. He meets lots of friendly people, has lavish meals, and goes to decadent parties every night.
After a week his mind is made up; he tells St Peter his choice and is transported back to Hell. This time though, there is fire and brimstone, he is forced to toil in the salt mines, the food is terrible and everyone he meets is cruel. After putting up with this for a while and searching fruitlessly for the beach he enjoyed last time he was there he decides to ask the Devil directly what is going on.
When he meets with the Devil he says: "I don't understand last time I was here this place was everything I have always dreamed of. Now, it is torture! What happened?"
And Satan tells him "That's simple - last time you were here you were a tourist. Now you live here!! Get back to work."
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posted by The World Famous at 7:56 PM on April 6