Excerpt from the Kingkiller Chronicles for a memorial
February 28, 2018 5:55 PM Subscribe
Asking for a friend. She's looking for a reading for her dad's memorial and thinks there might be something good in the Kingkiller Chronicles books by Patrick Rothfuss. Can the hivemind help narrow it down to a passage?
The reading should take 2-3 minutes. Key ideas that show up in it might be (not necessarily all of these at once): teaching, learning, mentoring, being interested in stories and people, and humor. (This guy was like the emperor of dad jokes.)
They already looked at a poem from Tolkien but it wasn't quite right: "...about being old and sitting in front of the fire and being ready to die. The sitting in front of the fire part was good, but not so much the being ready to die part."
The reading should take 2-3 minutes. Key ideas that show up in it might be (not necessarily all of these at once): teaching, learning, mentoring, being interested in stories and people, and humor. (This guy was like the emperor of dad jokes.)
They already looked at a poem from Tolkien but it wasn't quite right: "...about being old and sitting in front of the fire and being ready to die. The sitting in front of the fire part was good, but not so much the being ready to die part."
Longer passage, from The Wise Man's Fear, related to learning:
Elodin knocked on a pane of glass as sharply as if it were a door. Looking around, I realized we were standing atop the Masters’ Hall.posted by ErisLordFreedom at 2:02 AM on March 1, 2018
After a moment, I saw the tall, thin shape of Master Lorren block the candlelight behind the window. He worked the latch and the entire window swung open on a hinge.
“Elodin, what can I do for you?” Lorren asked. If he thought anything odd about the situation, I couldn’t tell from looking at his face.
Elodin jerked a thumb over his shoulder at me. “The boy here says he’s still banned from the Archives. Is that so?”
Lorren’s impassive eyes moved to me, then back to Elodin. “It is.”
“Well let him back in,” Elodin said. “He needs to read things. You’ve made your point.”
“He’s reckless,” Lorren said flatly. “I’d planned to keep him out for a year and a day.”
Elodin sighed. “Yes yes, very traditional. Why don’t you give him a second chance? I’ll vouch for him.”
Lorren eyed me for a long moment. I tried to look as responsible as I could, which wasn’t very, considering I was standing on a rooftop in the middle of the night.
“Very well,” Lorren said. “Tomes only.”
“Tombs is for feckless tits who can’t chew their own food,” Elodin said dismissively. “My boy’s a Re’lar. He has the feck of twenty men! He needs to explore the Stacks and discover all manner of useless things.”
“I am not concerned about the boy,” Lorren said with unblinking calm. “My concern is for the Archives itself.”
Elodin reached out and grabbed me by the shoulder, pushing me forward a bit. “How about this? If you catch him larking around again, I’ll let you cut off his thumbs. That should set an example, don’t you think?”
Lorren gave the two of us a slow look. Then he nodded. “Very well,” he said, and closed his window.
“There you go,” Elodin said expansively.
“What the hell?” I demanded, wringing my hands. “I ... What the hell?”
Elodin looked at me, puzzled. “What? You’re in. Problem solved.”
“You can’t offer to let him cut off my thumbs!” I said.
He raised an eyebrow. “Are you planning on breaking the rules again?” He asked pointedly.
“Wh—No. But...”
“Then you don’t have anything to worry about,” he said. He turned and continued up the slope of the roof. “Probably. I’d still step carefully if I were you. I can never tell when Lorren is kidding.”
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posted by ErisLordFreedom at 8:04 PM on February 28, 2018 [3 favorites]