Go To Hell, Moths!
August 7, 2010 8:40 PM Subscribe
What would YOU want to say to a clothes moth? (to keep those dang clothes moths away from my wool and my fur.)
Getting a bit craft-crazy in preparation for the long winter ahead and I was up late and just kind of started this project without planning and am going where it takes me. White aida sachets, 5" X 5" square. i'm doing a cross-stitch border around the edge and now am trying to think of cute things to put on the front of these things to put those moths in their place! so --
what are some short (5-6 words max) phrases you would want to say to a clothes moth if they were invading your closet and threatening your beautiful clothes?
"FUCK OFF, MOTHS" has already been done, as has a picture of a moth with one of those red circles with the line through it. cutesy but not soo cutesy!
Getting a bit craft-crazy in preparation for the long winter ahead and I was up late and just kind of started this project without planning and am going where it takes me. White aida sachets, 5" X 5" square. i'm doing a cross-stitch border around the edge and now am trying to think of cute things to put on the front of these things to put those moths in their place! so --
what are some short (5-6 words max) phrases you would want to say to a clothes moth if they were invading your closet and threatening your beautiful clothes?
"FUCK OFF, MOTHS" has already been done, as has a picture of a moth with one of those red circles with the line through it. cutesy but not soo cutesy!
You'll never be a butterfly.
posted by cozenedindigo at 8:45 PM on August 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by cozenedindigo at 8:45 PM on August 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
BITE THIS
posted by MsMolly at 8:45 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by MsMolly at 8:45 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
You are plainly colored.
posted by k8t at 9:02 PM on August 7, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by k8t at 9:02 PM on August 7, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm going to have to ask you to leave, and take your friend Rust with you.
posted by StickyCarpet at 9:02 PM on August 7, 2010
posted by StickyCarpet at 9:02 PM on August 7, 2010
When I catch you I will stick pins in you and put you under glass.
posted by k8t at 9:03 PM on August 7, 2010
posted by k8t at 9:03 PM on August 7, 2010
Cashmere gives you zits.
posted by TooFewShoes at 9:03 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by TooFewShoes at 9:03 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
This sweater looks fat in you.
posted by phunniemee at 9:05 PM on August 7, 2010 [8 favorites]
posted by phunniemee at 9:05 PM on August 7, 2010 [8 favorites]
Closet dwelling creeps
such voracious Tineidae
Stab, stabbity, stab
Precious apparel,
the altar of your hunger
Fuck off, asshole moths.
Om nom nom nom nom,
That was my favorite shirt!
Eat hot death, foul beasts.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 9:05 PM on August 7, 2010 [3 favorites]
such voracious Tineidae
Stab, stabbity, stab
Precious apparel,
the altar of your hunger
Fuck off, asshole moths.
Om nom nom nom nom,
That was my favorite shirt!
Eat hot death, foul beasts.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 9:05 PM on August 7, 2010 [3 favorites]
(a little more than 5-6 words, but you can't deny how awesome anti-moth haiku would look cross-stitched on your sachets)
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 9:07 PM on August 7, 2010
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 9:07 PM on August 7, 2010
Thanks, moth.
Thoth.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:10 PM on August 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
Thoth.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:10 PM on August 7, 2010 [2 favorites]
Eat shirt and die!
posted by defreckled at 9:51 PM on August 7, 2010 [11 favorites]
posted by defreckled at 9:51 PM on August 7, 2010 [11 favorites]
NOT YOUR FOOD
posted by drinkyclown at 9:51 PM on August 7, 2010
posted by drinkyclown at 9:51 PM on August 7, 2010
Go into the light.
posted by wv kay in ga at 9:57 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by wv kay in ga at 9:57 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
Doing my best soup nazi impersonation:
NO WOOL FOR YOU!
posted by Gilbert at 10:25 PM on August 7, 2010
NO WOOL FOR YOU!
posted by Gilbert at 10:25 PM on August 7, 2010
BE NICE OR LEAVE
posted by sister nunchaku of love and mercy at 10:55 PM on August 7, 2010
posted by sister nunchaku of love and mercy at 10:55 PM on August 7, 2010
NO U CAN'T HAZ
NOT YOURS
posted by sister nunchaku of love and mercy at 10:56 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
NOT YOURS
posted by sister nunchaku of love and mercy at 10:56 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
posted by 1000monkeys at 11:31 PM on August 7, 2010
posted by 1000monkeys at 11:31 PM on August 7, 2010
Balls to moths
posted by Hogshead at 1:02 AM on August 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Hogshead at 1:02 AM on August 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
get out of my pants
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:02 AM on August 8, 2010
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:02 AM on August 8, 2010
No Eato!
Thank you for not Eating
No loitering.
Trespassers will be prosecuted.
This area off limits to moths (that means you!)
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:24 AM on August 8, 2010
Thank you for not Eating
No loitering.
Trespassers will be prosecuted.
This area off limits to moths (that means you!)
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:24 AM on August 8, 2010
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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
Eat At Joe's
We Check ID
posted by cabingirl at 8:45 PM on August 7, 2010 [1 favorite]