the blackest incarnation
June 5, 2006 10:17 AM Subscribe
I am going to an 'Evil Costume Party' tomorrow night. Help me to show up looking sufficiently evil.
My friend is hosting an evil costume part tomorrow night and I haven't really done anything to prepare and I don't currently have any evil ideas. I don't have to work today or tomorrow so I have time to prepare, I am willing to spend a little money, but not an obscene amount. My friend and his friends are metalheads so I will have some serious competition in the evil department. I am a twenty year old female, if that helps with suggestions at all. Thanks!
My friend is hosting an evil costume part tomorrow night and I haven't really done anything to prepare and I don't currently have any evil ideas. I don't have to work today or tomorrow so I have time to prepare, I am willing to spend a little money, but not an obscene amount. My friend and his friends are metalheads so I will have some serious competition in the evil department. I am a twenty year old female, if that helps with suggestions at all. Thanks!
Halliburton T-shirt?
posted by JekPorkins at 10:35 AM on June 5, 2006
posted by JekPorkins at 10:35 AM on June 5, 2006
Dress up like a cheerleader. Walk around the party introducing yourself as "Tiffany" and telling everyone about the new convertable your daddy just bought you for your sweet sixteen. Find someone hiding in a corner looking lost and out of place, and mock him mercilessly for his uncool clothes and lack of friends. You will out-evil even most metal of the darklings throwing this party.
posted by junkbox at 10:36 AM on June 5, 2006
posted by junkbox at 10:36 AM on June 5, 2006
What junkbox said, except go as a zombie cheerleader.
Zombie adds that extra touch of evil to any outfit. It's like the saffron of the evil kitchen.
posted by willmize at 10:45 AM on June 5, 2006 [1 favorite]
Zombie adds that extra touch of evil to any outfit. It's like the saffron of the evil kitchen.
posted by willmize at 10:45 AM on June 5, 2006 [1 favorite]
okay, total cliche but - get a President Bush mask. or if you can find one, a Dick Cheney mask.
posted by gt2 at 10:50 AM on June 5, 2006
posted by gt2 at 10:50 AM on June 5, 2006
Best answer: The metalheads may have the “outrageously evil” end of things wrapped up, but you can outflank them by going with something a little more subtle. Remember, evil comes in many forms.
Some suggestions:
Wear a suit, carry a briefcase, and identify yourself as an IRS auditor.
Use this logo to make a nametag identifying yourself as a Dept. of Vehicle Services employee and insist that people fill out forms in triplicate before talking to you.
Go as a spoiler. Wear a t-shirt that says “Snape kills Dumbledore,” and a hat that says “The chick in the Crying Game is actually a dude.”
You get the idea.
posted by dersins at 10:50 AM on June 5, 2006 [1 favorite]
Some suggestions:
Wear a suit, carry a briefcase, and identify yourself as an IRS auditor.
Use this logo to make a nametag identifying yourself as a Dept. of Vehicle Services employee and insist that people fill out forms in triplicate before talking to you.
Go as a spoiler. Wear a t-shirt that says “Snape kills Dumbledore,” and a hat that says “The chick in the Crying Game is actually a dude.”
You get the idea.
posted by dersins at 10:50 AM on June 5, 2006 [1 favorite]
Dirt cheap solution = white t-shirt with "EVIL" written on the front with marker.
If they were Trekkies/Trekkers, I'd second the Evil Spock Goatee.
posted by Atreides at 11:13 AM on June 5, 2006
If they were Trekkies/Trekkers, I'd second the Evil Spock Goatee.
posted by Atreides at 11:13 AM on June 5, 2006
What. The. Fuck. Dude? Not all of us have read that far...
posted by mkultra at 11:20 AM on June 5, 2006
posted by mkultra at 11:20 AM on June 5, 2006
dersins - thanks, I'm 200 pages from the end of Harry Potter #6.
Go as dersins. spoiler. ugh.
posted by Alpenglow at 11:31 AM on June 5, 2006
Go as dersins. spoiler. ugh.
posted by Alpenglow at 11:31 AM on June 5, 2006
gold t-shirt + yards of dark red cloth = lama
Pretty fucking evil to show up to an evil costume party dressed as the dalai lama.
Alternately: pope
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:36 AM on June 5, 2006
Pretty fucking evil to show up to an evil costume party dressed as the dalai lama.
Alternately: pope
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:36 AM on June 5, 2006
avril lavigne?
super-straight hair, lots of eyeliner, wife beater tank, tie, etc
posted by radioamy at 11:42 AM on June 5, 2006
super-straight hair, lots of eyeliner, wife beater tank, tie, etc
posted by radioamy at 11:42 AM on June 5, 2006
Wear a t-shirt with "V1agra C|4lis L0w L0w pr1ces!!!"
"Hello, my name is Charles Taylor..."
"Re: your bank account #0045167"
posted by solotoro at 11:45 AM on June 5, 2006
"Hello, my name is Charles Taylor..."
"Re: your bank account #0045167"
posted by solotoro at 11:45 AM on June 5, 2006
One of the Tachmonites?
posted by sonofsamiam at 11:52 AM on June 5, 2006
posted by sonofsamiam at 11:52 AM on June 5, 2006
Wear blackface. Not that being black is evil, but a white person wearing blackface is asking to be treated as evil. And, it's funny. Ask Ted Danson.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 1:05 PM on June 5, 2006
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 1:05 PM on June 5, 2006
hahahaha dersins i love it.
I vote go as the little chick from the ring. SHe's mega evil. White plain dress and maybe a wig and you're done.
posted by skjønn at 1:16 PM on June 5, 2006
I vote go as the little chick from the ring. SHe's mega evil. White plain dress and maybe a wig and you're done.
posted by skjønn at 1:16 PM on June 5, 2006
Bert from Sesame Street? Rumor has it that he’s evil.
Ann Coulter? Wear a big blond wig and a business suit and come armed with Coulter quotes.
Heh, dersins - Harry Potter spoiler shirt
posted by finallymarki at 2:03 PM on June 5, 2006
Ann Coulter? Wear a big blond wig and a business suit and come armed with Coulter quotes.
Heh, dersins - Harry Potter spoiler shirt
posted by finallymarki at 2:03 PM on June 5, 2006
Profess surprise and chagrin when people ask why you are dressed as this guy.
posted by kurumi at 4:59 PM on June 5, 2006
posted by kurumi at 4:59 PM on June 5, 2006
I'm all for IRS auditor. Especially if you carry around a little pad and a retractable ballpoint pen. "*click* Those are pretty nice earrings. I guess you did pretty well for yourself last year. What was your name again? And your social security number? And the amount entered on line 22 of last year's 1040 form?"
Or go as Barney or a Teletubby. Those characters are pure evil.
posted by plinth at 6:13 AM on June 6, 2006
Or go as Barney or a Teletubby. Those characters are pure evil.
posted by plinth at 6:13 AM on June 6, 2006
Response by poster: dersins -- so evil! Thanks for you help everyone. I just drew up a t-shirt that reads "snape kills dumbledore" on the front and "rosebud is a sled" on the back. Thanks for the great suggestions everyone.
posted by honeyx at 12:55 PM on June 6, 2006
posted by honeyx at 12:55 PM on June 6, 2006
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posted by saladin at 10:30 AM on June 5, 2006