Uh...tech pirates?

June 19, 2008 5:31 AM

Help name my Tech Support Team!

I work in a call centre, in an effort to "boost moral" they are asking each team to come up with a name. We are at a loss. We do tech support for a Canadian cellphone carrier and so troubleshoot cellphones, pdas, aircards, etc. Obviously, safe for work is best! Ideas? I should say, that the team name who gets the most votes gets a Wii! Help us out, meFi!

posted by heavenstobetsy to grab bag (13 comments total)

Tireless Wireless Techies
posted by burnmp3s at 5:46 AM on June 19, 2008

• Hands-free Help
• Airwave Assistants
• Amplified Assistance
• Radio Relief
• Radio Rescue Unit
• Frequency Friends
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:12 AM on June 19, 2008

Having worked in Tech Support, I can vouch for the accuracy of this one: Team Sisyphus
posted by jontyjago at 6:22 AM on June 19, 2008

Hands-tied
- relating both to the handheld/wireless nature of the products you service, and the "I need help" nature of your service

Head Desk Support

Rescue The Failing Machine (RTFM) (hahahahaha)
posted by gwenlister at 6:25 AM on June 19, 2008

Your name should include Pirates or Ninjas. TechSupport Ninjas is my recommendation.
posted by theora55 at 7:02 AM on June 19, 2008

SWAT: Super Wireless Assistance Team

Does Canada have SWAT teams?
posted by geeky at 8:07 AM on June 19, 2008

I'd shorten theora55's suggestion to simply Tech Ninjas.
posted by MrMoonPie at 8:46 AM on June 19, 2008

The PEBKAC Follies!
posted by Zed_Lopez at 9:16 AM on June 19, 2008

The Digital Janitors (ok on second thought that describes my job...)
posted by samsara at 10:00 AM on June 19, 2008

Nerd Ninjas!
posted by Ponderance at 10:32 AM on June 19, 2008

Oh crap someone suggested ninjas already.
posted by Ponderance at 10:32 AM on June 19, 2008

Call Center Support Workers do it by emphasizing quality service every time.
posted by parmanparman at 12:35 PM on June 19, 2008

I find most people can get behind being called Dumbledore's Army, no matter what the context.
posted by crinklebat at 8:43 PM on June 19, 2008