Name our attorneys' golf team!
June 1, 2008 10:11 PM Subscribe
Asking for a friend: If you were the captain of a golf team full of lawyers, what would you name your team?
The Hellbound.
posted by The Light Fantastic at 10:18 PM on June 1, 2008
posted by The Light Fantastic at 10:18 PM on June 1, 2008
The Golfing Assholes
posted by Meatbomb at 10:20 PM on June 1, 2008 [12 favorites]
posted by Meatbomb at 10:20 PM on June 1, 2008 [12 favorites]
L'Eagles
posted by birdsquared at 10:24 PM on June 1, 2008
posted by birdsquared at 10:24 PM on June 1, 2008
The Good Starters
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 10:43 PM on June 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 10:43 PM on June 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Devil's Advocates
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 10:46 PM on June 1, 2008
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 10:46 PM on June 1, 2008
Something pun-ish replacing Par with Bar ...
The Par-Passers
or
Passers of the Par
posted by rmless at 10:46 PM on June 1, 2008
The Par-Passers
or
Passers of the Par
posted by rmless at 10:46 PM on June 1, 2008
Bar for the Course
posted by amyms at 10:49 PM on June 1, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by amyms at 10:49 PM on June 1, 2008 [3 favorites]
The Holey Briefs?
All The Precedents' Men? (if they are, indeed, men)
posted by bunglin jones at 11:00 PM on June 1, 2008
All The Precedents' Men? (if they are, indeed, men)
posted by bunglin jones at 11:00 PM on June 1, 2008
Or, [Insert number of team members here] Under Bar
I really like this one.
posted by Precision at 11:02 PM on June 1, 2008
I really like this one.
posted by Precision at 11:02 PM on June 1, 2008
Putt Trials with Judge Reinhold. Extra points if you can get Judge Reinhold to play with you.
posted by bunnytricks at 11:20 PM on June 1, 2008
posted by bunnytricks at 11:20 PM on June 1, 2008
Actually Par for the Courts might make a little more sense.
posted by ORthey at 11:40 PM on June 1, 2008
posted by ORthey at 11:40 PM on June 1, 2008
(Hereby referred to as GOLFERS)
posted by self at 11:48 PM on June 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by self at 11:48 PM on June 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
I would name the team "John".
posted by sour cream at 11:48 PM on June 1, 2008
posted by sour cream at 11:48 PM on June 1, 2008
A Loophole In One.
posted by Class Goat at 11:54 PM on June 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Class Goat at 11:54 PM on June 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
Past the Bar and Under Par
Par Sharks
Friends of the Course
Tortfeasors
Learned Hands
Rainmakers
Made Whole in One
posted by DB Cooper at 1:15 AM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Par Sharks
Friends of the Course
Tortfeasors
Learned Hands
Rainmakers
Made Whole in One
posted by DB Cooper at 1:15 AM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The snakes in the grass
posted by phredgreen at 1:19 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by phredgreen at 1:19 AM on June 2, 2008
The Perfect Lie
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:39 AM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:39 AM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Slicing Shysters
posted by charris5005 at 3:45 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by charris5005 at 3:45 AM on June 2, 2008
THE INCINERATORS
posted by Laugh_track at 5:39 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by Laugh_track at 5:39 AM on June 2, 2008
The Morally Handicapped: we like a good lie for the green
posted by popechunk at 5:52 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by popechunk at 5:52 AM on June 2, 2008
A Good Start
If anyone asks why, ask them in return:
"Well, what do you call a bunch of lawyers buried in the bottom of sand trap?"
posted by Freon at 6:31 AM on June 2, 2008
If anyone asks why, ask them in return:
"Well, what do you call a bunch of lawyers buried in the bottom of sand trap?"
posted by Freon at 6:31 AM on June 2, 2008
The Necessary Evils.
posted by SeizeTheDay at 6:34 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by SeizeTheDay at 6:34 AM on June 2, 2008
I like Par for the Courts (above).
posted by phunniemee at 7:01 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by phunniemee at 7:01 AM on June 2, 2008
Permission To Approach
posted by bunglin jones at 7:03 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by bunglin jones at 7:03 AM on June 2, 2008
The Weasels? nothing to do with golf, but everything to do with lawyers...
posted by Green Eyed Monster at 7:32 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by Green Eyed Monster at 7:32 AM on June 2, 2008
Peritus Turba (I believe this would be skillful crowd?)
posted by alrightokay at 8:28 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by alrightokay at 8:28 AM on June 2, 2008
[insert state here] Par Association
posted by andrewraff at 11:10 AM on June 2, 2008
posted by andrewraff at 11:10 AM on June 2, 2008
[insert state here] Par Association
or the Below Par Association might be a better variation.
posted by andrewraff at 11:27 AM on June 2, 2008
or the Below Par Association might be a better variation.
posted by andrewraff at 11:27 AM on June 2, 2008
How about 'A Good Start'?
As in...
1. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
posted by littleredwagon at 1:25 PM on June 2, 2008
As in...
1. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
posted by littleredwagon at 1:25 PM on June 2, 2008
Class Action.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:20 AM on June 3, 2008
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:20 AM on June 3, 2008
The Affidivets.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:22 AM on June 3, 2008
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:22 AM on June 3, 2008
I was going to suggest 'Friends of the Course' (rather than the court, curiae), but don't know the Latin - amici tractus?
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:47 AM on June 3, 2008
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:47 AM on June 3, 2008
Par Review
Although maybe that would be better for a law school golf team.
posted by diggerroo at 1:03 PM on June 3, 2008
Although maybe that would be better for a law school golf team.
posted by diggerroo at 1:03 PM on June 3, 2008
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