When I was young and impressionable, I took too much of what I read on FidoNET as gospel. But listen, they made a boat disappear; a whole fucking boat! posted by popcassady at 11:59 AM on February 19, 2008
My mother was involved in the movie of Communion, which starred Mr. Christopher Walken as Whitley Strieber. I seem to remember that she wasn't sure whom she thought was more odd, Walken or Strieber--though this memory may have been implanted by aliens.
Will this be a new area of your expertise? The truth is out there, Hodgman. Keep looking, and trust NO ONE. Especially not AskMe posters. They're in on it. And I have good reason to believe that Matt, Cortex and/or Jessamyn may themselves be grays. In fact, you can regularly see them posting on MetaTalk--the gray pages. I don't think that is a coincidence.
[cue the muffled sounds of black helicopters, and the click of "derail" flags--if this post is deleted, you'll know I was on to something.] posted by Admiral Haddock at 12:13 PM on February 19, 2008
ONE: I should have written "PAINTING" and not "PAINTIN."
TWO: The answer is "TED SETH JACOBS."
Sorry to have wasted this resourced. I shall not make the error again.
That is all.
HODGMAN
posted by hodgman at 11:29 AM on February 19, 2008 [7 favorites]