Bush Drove Up the Cost of Oil; Will Kerry Drive Up the Cost of Ketchup?

May 22, 2004 1:50 PM

Bush and the Oil Cartel have driven the price of oil up. Will John Kerry do the same for Ketchup ?
posted by Kwantsar to Law & Government (11 answers total)

The Blue is that a way.

Unless there's a MetaJoke® here?
posted by Gyan at 2:02 PM on May 22, 2004

Crappy joke thinly veiled as a question which if it goes over bad, hope won't hurt your reputation since it's not in the blue?

lol@u
posted by geoff. at 2:03 PM on May 22, 2004

No.
posted by ALongDecember at 2:12 PM on May 22, 2004

I like his fiendishly clever and original name.
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:22 PM on May 22, 2004

Sorry, the nation has already begun to find alternative sources of tomato-based sauces -- many think Salsa Surpassed Ketchup years ago. We're well on our way to reducing our dependence on foreign and domestic ketchup.
posted by weston at 3:49 PM on May 22, 2004

No Blood for Catsup!
posted by ColdChef at 4:11 PM on May 22, 2004

goes to register "lifeaftertheketchupcrash.net"

Peak Ketchup is coming!
posted by reklaw at 5:25 PM on May 22, 2004

wow. i dont know if you're really confused or just an asshole. either way, you're wasting my time.
posted by bob sarabia at 11:51 PM on May 22, 2004

I vote the latter. WTF is this?
posted by mkultra at 8:22 AM on May 23, 2004

I don't know what this is all about, but...

This reminded me of something I'd been meaning to research. FYI:

Why does Heinz ketchup say "57 varieties"? I only see one variety.

Also, Heinz apparently sold blue ketchup, but with a limited supply of 500,000.

And lastly, Ketchup or catsup?
posted by bitpart at 10:47 AM on May 23, 2004

This year, I won't be celebrating Christmas -- it's Kwantsaa instead!
posted by kindall at 12:34 PM on May 23, 2004