Got any scary epitaphs?
October 18, 2007 12:03 PM Subscribe
What are some clever and slightly disturbing epitaphs that I can put on my tombstones for Halloween?
posted by KathyK to Grab Bag (53 answers total) 17 users marked this as a favorite
I’ve been looking around for some new epitaphs for my tombstones and have found a lot of them to be campy, cheesy and downright terrible. Things like:
I told you I was sick.
I was Fred, now I’m dead.
Here lies Henry Blake, he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
I really like the darker side of Halloween though nothing too creepy or gory. I like epitaphs that are subtle, clever and slightly menacing, such as:
You may feel brave now here with your friends, till I follow you home when the night ends.
Got any other suggestions?