Help me become a professional shop lifter.
May 9, 2007 12:25 PM Subscribe
Help me become a professional shop lifter.
After reading Pierre-Joseph Proudhon book "what is property" and more or less agreeing with the statement that "all property is obtained though theft". I decided that would no longer be a sheep to modern society's twisted moral code, and decided to take up shop lifting as a hobby.
I found it was not particularly exciting however it was considerably easier than I had ever imagined.
I started small just stealing books, but now have moved onto stealing just about anything when im in a store and see an opportunity.
The most expensive items all have security tags on them, which i had a very close look at a few days ago when i was in my local tescos.. only be accosted by a store detective and fisked down when i left (i had decided against stealing anything that day..luckly)
This has made me realise shop lifting as a career is not an easy option and i will have to study hard to become good at it. So im looking for any tips/hints/advice/links you might have that could help progress in this field. Especialy regarding shop security devices and security methods
thanks
After reading Pierre-Joseph Proudhon book "what is property" and more or less agreeing with the statement that "all property is obtained though theft". I decided that would no longer be a sheep to modern society's twisted moral code, and decided to take up shop lifting as a hobby.
I found it was not particularly exciting however it was considerably easier than I had ever imagined.
I started small just stealing books, but now have moved onto stealing just about anything when im in a store and see an opportunity.
The most expensive items all have security tags on them, which i had a very close look at a few days ago when i was in my local tescos.. only be accosted by a store detective and fisked down when i left (i had decided against stealing anything that day..luckly)
This has made me realise shop lifting as a career is not an easy option and i will have to study hard to become good at it. So im looking for any tips/hints/advice/links you might have that could help progress in this field. Especialy regarding shop security devices and security methods
thanks
This post was deleted for the following reason: hey, come back here with that banhammer
is there some sort of anti-eponysterical term we can apply to this post?
posted by gnutron at 12:31 PM on May 9, 2007
posted by gnutron at 12:31 PM on May 9, 2007
i love this thread allready!
posted by garethspor at 12:33 PM on May 9, 2007
posted by garethspor at 12:33 PM on May 9, 2007
OK, I know wisecracks don't help people find answers, but: Stop being an idiot and do something with your life.
posted by widdershins at 12:33 PM on May 9, 2007
posted by widdershins at 12:33 PM on May 9, 2007
You'll need to be circumcised and have a declawed cat as a sidekick.
posted by ND¢ at 12:33 PM on May 9, 2007
posted by ND¢ at 12:33 PM on May 9, 2007
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posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:29 PM on May 9, 2007