The Framers (or maybe The Beer Framers) posted by newmoistness at 7:23 AM on January 24, 2007
winning argument
best defense posted by de at 7:23 AM on January 24, 2007
The Denny Cranes (or The Lionel Hutzs)
Double Jeopardy
Overruled Sustainers
Strikebreakers
(I like Framed by the DA from Fezboy!) posted by cathoo at 7:29 AM on January 24, 2007
Ironmouth wins the internets.
Failing that, 'Raise the Bar"? posted by Mayor West at 7:29 AM on January 24, 2007
Reason for Appeal
Officers of the Court
Bowl to the Law
Habeas Bowlers posted by nkyad at 7:32 AM on January 24, 2007
I like The Framers best. posted by raf at 7:33 AM on January 24, 2007
"Move to Strike" is a 300. posted by Clyde Mnestra at 7:37 AM on January 24, 2007
"Move to Strike" is genius, but -
"Frolic and Detour"? posted by enrevanche at 7:39 AM on January 24, 2007
Hmm, I'm a fan of Frolic and Detour and Proposition 184. Also thought of "off sometimes" after looking at a different thread (because we're not very good, and everybody beats off sometimes).
Not to go meta on this, but there seem to be (at least) several different approaches here: (a) merely legally referential ("ambulance chasers," "legal eagles"); (b) referencing law and bowling ("move to strike"); (c) potentially amusing team names but bearing no relation to law or bowling ("off sometimes"). I had assumed you wanted (b), at which "move to strike" rules, but . . . you may want to clarify. The hive needs to know what kind of honey you want. posted by Clyde Mnestra at 8:07 AM on January 24, 2007
Well Hung Jury posted by lobstah at 8:15 AM on January 24, 2007
Bowlable Hours
The Rural Jurors
Bowl-o Contendere
The Law of the Lane
Bowlmor Liens (or fill in the name of your alley)
Other lien/lane puns posted by TG_Plackenfatz at 8:22 AM on January 24, 2007
The Guttersnipes posted by plinth at 8:22 AM on January 24, 2007
last one:
Three Strike Lawyers posted by lobstah at 8:23 AM on January 24, 2007
The Peremptory Challengers posted by newmoistness at 8:27 AM on January 24, 2007
"300 by Ball, Legal by Trade"
"Object & Strike"
"Big Shots' Legal Bowling Crew"
"Haveubinjured Pro Bowlers"
When do you have to choose by? posted by bkeene12 at 8:31 AM on January 24, 2007
You could also combine the last names of the players and make it sound like the name of a law firm posted by dripdripdrop at 8:36 AM on January 24, 2007
I hope it's not too offtopic to say that I actually really like "Attractive Nuisance", which struck me as funny and creative. That it doesn't have anything to do with bowling is part of its charm. posted by teleskiving at 9:25 AM on January 24, 2007
The Split Decisions?
The Pro-Bowlos? (I swear, that one sounded better in my head than it looks on the screen.) posted by malocchio at 9:31 AM on January 24, 2007
Witless Stand
Split Jury
Pro Bowlo .. argh malocchio got it first.
Expert Witless
Under Mild Oaths
Yes I Swear
Ball's in Our Court
The Sustained
Badgering the Witless
Projectiles Sustained
Gavel Strikes posted by vanoakenfold at 12:31 PM on January 24, 2007
Mark It Eight
Donny and the Nihlists
The Trigger Clicks
Tying the Room Together
[insert further Lebowski references here]
You absolutely cannot go wrong with a nod to The Big Lebowski. posted by Fezboy! at 12:40 PM on January 24, 2007
Friends Forever
Smile Town Express (All Aboard!) posted by dorisfromregopark at 1:27 PM on January 24, 2007
Alley Cats posted by JujuB at 7:41 PM on January 24, 2007
You Will Be Judged
Plea Bargain Basement posted by plinth at 8:58 PM on January 24, 2007
The [Adjective] Tortfeasors has always been my favorite law school team name formula.
Or you could expose the law student's greatest dirty secret and call yourselve the Law & Order Addicts posted by Ranucci at 10:10 PM on January 24, 2007
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