Name my homemade PVC skeleton

October 18, 2006 9:59 AM

Clever-naming filter: We need a punny name for a home-made halloween decoration.

It's a full size human skeleton made entirely of white PVC tubing, but we can't come up with a funny or clever name for it. It'll be on display at the local zoo for the "trick or treat at the zoo" event.

L'il help?

posted by Wild_Eep to Writing & Language (17 answers total)

Boney Maroney?

Jolly Roger?
posted by Lockeownzj00 at 10:05 AM on October 18, 2006

Anorexi Al
posted by Rumple at 10:07 AM on October 18, 2006

PVC Pete

Polly Vinyl

Pipebeard the Pirate

Hollowbones

posted by mikepop at 10:20 AM on October 18, 2006

Bonaparte
posted by nickmark at 10:36 AM on October 18, 2006

Safari Pete, he loved lions too much
posted by Alison at 10:40 AM on October 18, 2006

Mr. Stay-away-from-the-bears
posted by Alison at 10:43 AM on October 18, 2006

I guess if you were going to have a gravestone/note next to him:

Here hang the bones of Zookeeper Pete
A friend of all animals
And a tasty treat
posted by mikepop at 10:51 AM on October 18, 2006

Ram Coulter.
posted by bitdamaged at 11:02 AM on October 18, 2006

Steve Irwin

(Too soon?)
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:12 AM on October 18, 2006

Nicole Ritchie

Bear Food Magee
Rattlin' Joe
Never-took-his-vitamins Ferguson
Lenny
Artist-formerly-known-as Zookeeper Bob
posted by Sprout the Vulgarian at 11:14 AM on October 18, 2006

You-tube
posted by googly at 11:40 AM on October 18, 2006

Or, if you want to have a "real" name in there:

Yolanda Youtube
posted by googly at 11:44 AM on October 18, 2006

Ben Eaton
posted by effigy at 12:34 PM on October 18, 2006 [1 favorite]

Sam Boney
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 1:08 PM on October 18, 2006

Bones McCoy
posted by MsMolly at 1:47 PM on October 18, 2006

Lunch.
posted by Robot Johnny at 1:55 PM on October 18, 2006

Bu Chu-Toi.
posted by QIbHom at 8:24 PM on October 25, 2006