We need advice about having sex in the woods.
August 22, 2006 2:06 PM Subscribe
What do we need to know before trying to have sex in the woods?
posted by anonymous to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (31 answers total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
We are planning on taking a series of two and three day hikes for our honeymoon in September. We are looking at parks around the Vancouver/Seattle area, but have not chosen routes yet. We are both experienced hikers, but neither of us has a lot of experience within the United States or Canada. In addition, neither of us have had outdoor nookie before. Is there anything we could do to make the experience more comfortable? Safe? Is it a bad idea to seek a little privacy and camp a short distance off of the path and away from crowded campgrounds? We will have a two person tent, sleeping bags, a bit of mosquito netting, bug spray...and many little towels. Is there anything else that is absolutely necessary? Do you know any games or activities we could try?
I’m a little worried that we will be breaking some sort of outdoor sex law. Other than keeping quiet and avoiding families is there anything else we can do? Should we chuck the whole thing and spend our honeymoon indoors?
Also, please let us know about any spectacular and/or non-crowded trails in the area.