Quippy sticker ideas for vintage shop customers?
August 11, 2023 6:56 PM
Help me come up with a quippy slogan to put on a sticker for customers. We own a small vintage shop in the Midwest and would like to create two different sticker options to offer 1) out-of-towners visiting the shop, and 2) first time customers.
Let’s say our shop name is “Larry’s Vintage”. What might be a clever or funny sentiment to include on a free sticker that we offer to these two groups of customers? Like, “I popped my cherry at Larry’s!” but slightly less ridiculous? But ridiculous ideas also welcome. Thanks in advance!
Let’s say our shop name is “Larry’s Vintage”. What might be a clever or funny sentiment to include on a free sticker that we offer to these two groups of customers? Like, “I popped my cherry at Larry’s!” but slightly less ridiculous? But ridiculous ideas also welcome. Thanks in advance!
Larry's Vintage: Come find the stuff you wish you'd kept from the 1900s!
posted by erst at 8:49 PM on August 11, 2023
posted by erst at 8:49 PM on August 11, 2023
Contemplate the heat death of the universe at Larry's Vintage
posted by toastedcheese at 9:11 PM on August 11, 2023
posted by toastedcheese at 9:11 PM on August 11, 2023
Larry’s Vintage: it’s all older and cooler than you.
posted by armoir from antproof case at 10:14 PM on August 11, 2023
posted by armoir from antproof case at 10:14 PM on August 11, 2023
Larry’s Vintage: amazing stuff you totally, absolutely no question, neeeeed
Please also, for the love of god and my eyes when I am in the Midwest and its font hell:
“Larry’s Vintage will not be using Bridesmaid Font at this time*”
*ever
posted by honey-barbara at 11:03 PM on August 11, 2023
Please also, for the love of god and my eyes when I am in the Midwest and its font hell:
“Larry’s Vintage will not be using Bridesmaid Font at this time*”
*ever
posted by honey-barbara at 11:03 PM on August 11, 2023
1. Larry's Vintage: the coolest stuff in (insert town, county, or state here)
2. I found what I wanted at Larry's Vintage!
I found treasure at Larry's Vintage!
posted by vrakatar at 11:10 PM on August 11, 2023
2. I found what I wanted at Larry's Vintage!
I found treasure at Larry's Vintage!
posted by vrakatar at 11:10 PM on August 11, 2023
Assume that all of these start with “Larry’s Vintage”
1. Worth coming all this way for.
1. Found it and I didn’t even know I was looking for it.
1. Best thing about (town)
1. Road-tripped all the way to (LV)
—-
2. You always remember your first time at Larry’s.
2. What?! YOU’VE never been to Larry’s?
(and if there is an actual name in the title:)
2. New best buds with Larry.
posted by profreader at 11:41 PM on August 11, 2023
1. Worth coming all this way for.
1. Found it and I didn’t even know I was looking for it.
1. Best thing about (town)
1. Road-tripped all the way to (LV)
—-
2. You always remember your first time at Larry’s.
2. What?! YOU’VE never been to Larry’s?
(and if there is an actual name in the title:)
2. New best buds with Larry.
posted by profreader at 11:41 PM on August 11, 2023
First Time Customers:
Oldies but goldies
First Times Are Special
Leap of Faith
Out of Towners:
Wanderlust Edition
Wanderers Welcome!
Unknown Territory
Road Trip Americana
posted by wandering zinnia at 12:36 AM on August 12, 2023
Oldies but goldies
First Times Are Special
Leap of Faith
Out of Towners:
Wanderlust Edition
Wanderers Welcome!
Unknown Territory
Road Trip Americana
posted by wandering zinnia at 12:36 AM on August 12, 2023
Everything Old is New Again
With Larry's Vintage either above or below, maybe in a smaller type since this is long.
For out-of-towners, is there any big attraction in your town that you could use the name of? I'm thinking something like the following:
I came for Lincoln's home, but stayed for Larry's Vintage.
Chicago: The Art Institute, Wrigley Field, and Larry's Vintage.
Orlando: Larry's Vintage, and oh yeah, Disney World
(This all depends on the size of your stickers and what magic a graphic designer can work - if you like this idea and it works for your town, maybe you or someone here can come up with better, more concise versions.)
posted by FencingGal at 5:08 AM on August 12, 2023
With Larry's Vintage either above or below, maybe in a smaller type since this is long.
For out-of-towners, is there any big attraction in your town that you could use the name of? I'm thinking something like the following:
I came for Lincoln's home, but stayed for Larry's Vintage.
Chicago: The Art Institute, Wrigley Field, and Larry's Vintage.
Orlando: Larry's Vintage, and oh yeah, Disney World
(This all depends on the size of your stickers and what magic a graphic designer can work - if you like this idea and it works for your town, maybe you or someone here can come up with better, more concise versions.)
posted by FencingGal at 5:08 AM on August 12, 2023
LV: When you're out to pasture but not out of room
I got lost in Larry's Vintage (assuming your shop is one of those large rambling places that I love so much)
posted by AbelMelveny at 7:20 AM on August 12, 2023
I got lost in Larry's Vintage (assuming your shop is one of those large rambling places that I love so much)
posted by AbelMelveny at 7:20 AM on August 12, 2023
Fight Boredom (Boredom sucks?)
Non-Corformist Since XXXX
posted by theora55 at 7:32 AM on August 12, 2023
Non-Corformist Since XXXX
posted by theora55 at 7:32 AM on August 12, 2023
I'll Never Forget About Larry's (No Matter How Hard I Try)
posted by Slinga at 7:39 AM on August 12, 2023
posted by Slinga at 7:39 AM on August 12, 2023
For out of towners:
I Would Walk 500 Miles: Larry's Vintage
posted by FencingGal at 8:02 AM on August 12, 2023
I Would Walk 500 Miles: Larry's Vintage
posted by FencingGal at 8:02 AM on August 12, 2023
Goodbye Minimalism, Hullo Larry’s Vintage
LV: There’s always room in life for nice things
This brilliant find from LV is MINE ALL MINE NOW
LV: the retro-science of Finding Cool Things
LV: for here, there, and everywhere
LV: A thing of beauty is a joy forever
LV: Sharing Midwest’s Best with Everywhere
LV: Time Bombs Galore
LV: You know you want it
posted by honey-barbara at 10:46 PM on August 12, 2023
LV: There’s always room in life for nice things
This brilliant find from LV is MINE ALL MINE NOW
LV: the retro-science of Finding Cool Things
LV: for here, there, and everywhere
LV: A thing of beauty is a joy forever
LV: Sharing Midwest’s Best with Everywhere
LV: Time Bombs Galore
LV: You know you want it
posted by honey-barbara at 10:46 PM on August 12, 2023
Thank you everyone! Now I’m wishing our store was actually called Larry’s Vintage because these all fit so well. Appreciate you all!
posted by sucre at 10:02 AM on August 13, 2023
posted by sucre at 10:02 AM on August 13, 2023
Larry's Vintage - when minimalism is literally not enough.
posted by theora55 at 3:30 PM on August 13, 2023
posted by theora55 at 3:30 PM on August 13, 2023
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Larry's Vintage: The place your mom sold your baseball cards (or whatever product is appropriate).
posted by OrangeDisk at 8:23 PM on August 11, 2023