I wouldn't join any club that required my member

April 19, 2006 7:08 AM

How would one go about joining the Mile High Club?

I'd like to join the Mile High Club sometime in the next twelve months. I frequently fly commercial airlines and the thought of joining has always interested me. How would you a) propose the idea to your partner and b) go about making it happen? I'd prefer to make this happen in a commercial airline as the private rentals for this sort of activity don't really have the same element of risk that makes telling the story so much fun.

Obviously this encounter isn't going to be the most romantic nor lengthy ordeal. Are there rules involved in joining? Have any MeFi/AskMe members joined the club? What are the punishments dished out for couples caught copulating in the cabin (or restroom)?

posted by DragonBoy to travel & transportation (13 comments total)

previously
posted by grouse at 7:10 AM on April 19, 2006

just go and fuck your girlfriend in the airplane toilet.
posted by dydecker at 7:12 AM on April 19, 2006

Damn, and I searched to make sure that this hadn't been posted before.

dydecket, you're such a spoilsport.
posted by DragonBoy at 7:15 AM on April 19, 2006

I didn't see this option in the earlier thread; I wonder if cities other than Atlanta have a similar service.
posted by TedW at 7:19 AM on April 19, 2006

I searched to make sure that this hadn't been posted before

If you type [mile high club] into the search box at the top of the page, the previous question is the first hit.
posted by grouse at 7:24 AM on April 19, 2006

Chuck Palahniuk's book Choke has a quite lengthy disquisition on the ins and outs of this.
posted by blueshammer at 7:54 AM on April 19, 2006

The smokers on the way to Germany got you thinking didn't they?

I'm afrait Mr. Spoilsport is basically right. Pleas do it in the back lavatory though, thanks.
posted by Pollomacho at 8:01 AM on April 19, 2006

Whatever else you might do, please don't give or get a handjob under the blankets while sitting next to me, as happened on my flight from SF to Chicago last week, kthxby.
posted by jacquilynne at 8:55 AM on April 19, 2006

Air France, unlimited champagne, et voila!
posted by StickyCarpet at 9:00 AM on April 19, 2006

From Mile High Atlanta:
For only $299.00 you will have an hour flight in a Piper Cherokee Six designed exclusively for this purpose. Also included is a bottle of champagne and you get to keep your sheets as a souvenir of this special event.
posted by bigmusic at 10:42 AM on April 19, 2006

Does anyone else consider it a little creepy that, on the page bigmusic linked too, the only thing separating you from the cockpit is a curtain?
posted by nathan_teske at 11:03 AM on April 19, 2006

"Does anyone else consider it a little creepy that, on the page bigmusic linked too, the only thing separating you from the cockpit is a curtain?"
posted by nathan_teske at 2:03 PM EST on April 19 [!]

The pilot (as a professional, licensed for carrying passengers) is probably also wearing a noise canceling headset. I know I'd never go up without my David Clark's.

But this is not a service, or an aspiration, for the shy, anyway.
posted by paulsc at 12:55 PM on April 19, 2006

Lets hope the black box is wearing noise canceling headphones too!
posted by Pollomacho at 1:01 PM on April 19, 2006