Baby Shower Thoughts
June 19, 2020 2:01 PM Subscribe
I am looking for goofy observations and non sequiturs specifically about pregnancy, babies and parenting. Think Shower Thoughts or Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. I've found a few online but I bet you could come up with some even better ones!
Why tho:
I'll be hosting a Zoom shower for a friend and I'd like to include some fun slides to show during downtime.
Samples:
"When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine."
"The face of a child can say so much. Especially the mouth part of the face."
"Why do parents tell their kids to stop playing with their food when they spend the first two years trying to convince them it's a plane?"
"Taking candy from a baby is actually the responsible thing to do. They don't have teeth."
Memes work! Nothing too raunchy, dark or mean-spirited please.
Why tho:
I'll be hosting a Zoom shower for a friend and I'd like to include some fun slides to show during downtime.
Samples:
"When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine."
"The face of a child can say so much. Especially the mouth part of the face."
"Why do parents tell their kids to stop playing with their food when they spend the first two years trying to convince them it's a plane?"
"Taking candy from a baby is actually the responsible thing to do. They don't have teeth."
Memes work! Nothing too raunchy, dark or mean-spirited please.
Best answer: I came to say what Tatiana said.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 2:26 PM on June 19, 2020
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 2:26 PM on June 19, 2020
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posted by tatiana wishbone at 2:14 PM on June 19, 2020 [8 favorites]