You can buy one of those little ear cleaning kits with the water-squirter and peroxide solution pretty much anywhere. I've had fantastic success with them. It requires patience and a determined effort, though. When you are successful, you will be treated to one of the single most revolting spectacles of your life. And there will be a lot of it.Yes, indeed. Once you get the hang of how to use these things they are great, but they take a little bit of practice. I always thought it was the acid-y stuff eating away at the wax that did the majority of the work, but really it's just there to loosen things up. The real work is done by the water that you squirt in there. And you have to be persistent. The way I do it is by filling up the sink with warm/tepid water. Then, using that to keep refilling the squeezee-thing, you just keep squirting a stream of water in the ear. The angle does matter. You have to just keep on doing this for far longer than you would think. But after a while, you will be rewarded with a humongous gob of nasty shit that falls out, and you will be amazed at how clear you can hear. It's like night and day.
Or, lie on your side and put a half-tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide in it. Wait for 10 minutes.
posted by sohcahtoa at 8:29 AM on January 5, 2006