Vladimir Putin, may you...
August 7, 2014 2:04 PM Subscribe
Help me come up with a humorous, but not crass, toast to Putin at my sister's wedding - she and her fiancé got together because their paths crossed after the Peace Corps evacuated her in 2008 during Russia's invasion of Georgia. Sister has approved the idea, but I need a clever punch line.
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My sister has approved this toast idea as long as we do it the way the Georgian's toast Putin - with bad beer held in one's left hand. This will be a short introduction to my regular toast that talks about the bride and groom, but I want it to be humorous and a bit of a jab. After telling about how their paths crossed in the aftermath of the conflict, I want to acknowledge that in some strange way, Putin is part of the reason we're all celebrating this event. So help me think of the punch line that toasts Putin. (E.g., Mr. Putin, may you...)