March 26, 2014 3:07 PM Subscribe
I would like to play a April Fools joke of sorts on coworkers: Someone posted these Chicken Facts
to the break room fridge. I would like your help in revising them.
posted by maryr to Grab Bag (45 answers total) 29 users marked this as a favorite
On Twitter, Joan Arkham suggested "Leave it exactly as-is but sub in a list of facts about President Taft", so at least one similar fact will have to be found. I also got a good suggestions from metroidbaby, Rustic Etruscan, and sculpin:
"Chickens lay more eggs while listening to music in a major key, less for a minor key."
"A chicken can swell to twice its normal size when submerged in water."
"the chicken's wattles contain a deadly poison for which no antidote is yet known."
I would like your suggestions as well! I plan to simple edit the HTML of the original webpage
to preserve formatting. While I'd love to relabel the diagram as well, I don't know that I have the graphic skills.
So, please, lay (ha!) your ridiculous, absolutely untrue, but sincere and serious sounding Chicken Facts on me.