Yar, I need to flirt with a pirate.
October 30, 2013 7:03 PM Subscribe
Tomorrow I (a single dad) will be volunteering at my child's Halloween Party. I have been flirting with a cute single mom for a while now and I have advance knowledge that she will be coming as a pirate. I'm in need of a good pirate/nautical opening line that can be delivered in a kindergarten setting.
posted by unixrat to human relations (38 answers total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
Extra information: I can take it from there, just looking for something witty/flirty. I'll be coming straight from work, so I've got a Superman logo tee under my button up shirt à la Clark Kent, if that's useful at all.
Best I've come up with so far is "Permission to come aboard, Cap'n?" which is probably a touch too much.