Help me write the text for my license to be an aunt
January 30, 2013 2:54 PM Subscribe
I told my eight year-old niece that if she jumped in puddles and got her feet wet my license to be an aunt would be revoked. She now wants to see my license - I have explained that I keep it in my other wallet but that I will show it to her next week. Help!
posted by paduasoy to Writing & Language (37 answers total) 38 users marked this as a favorite
I'd like to design and laminate a business card-sized license I can show her. I'm thinking of something along the lines of:
paduasoy is certified as qualified in the following auntly activities: excursion-planning, public-transport wrangling, homework-assisting, applying talcum powder, welly-fettling, adventuring, sticking things to other things ...
but I'm not coming up with good phrases - can you help? I also need a name for the society that licenses aunts, and possibly a slogan for them.
Thanks for your help.